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The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:27 pmby InkL0sed
That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.
Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.
I suggest the rest of you learn to swim.
Have a nice flood.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:40 pmby jnd94
Don't go Evan Baxter on me now!
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:26 pmby Blastshot
I'll get my floaties!Lmao
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:38 pmby Hologram
Dammit! I really didn't want to be turned black for the rest of my life.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:38 pmby muy_thaiguy
I'll sell it to you for $500 a gallon to keep all your electricity on your boat running.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:40 pmby Hologram
I'll buy it from you for $600 a gallon just so you won't sell it to him. In fact, I don't even want it. Just through it back overboard and we'll call it good.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:40 pmby Blastshot
no, no, no... somebody give me a lighter...
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:42 pmby Hologram
OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:44 pmby Blastshot
Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:06 pmby Hologram
Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:21 amby muy_thaiguy
Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:54 amby MeDeFe
muy_thaiguy wrote:Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Have a cup of tea then.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:25 pmby Frigidus
Coincidentally, this room is full of water up to my shins.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:26 pmby Anarkistsdream
InkL0sed wrote:That's right folks. God has decided to take vengeance upon us for our sins by causing another great flood. But this one will drown us in the symbol of our sin: oil. That's right -- a Great Flood of oil is coming, on November 1st. There will be no election.
Only I, three women (applications are open!), and a pair of every animal species are set to survive, on the ark I'm building on the roof of my apartment building.
I suggest the rest of you learn to swim.
Have a nice flood.
I may be a dude, but I look good in a dress if that gets me on the boat...
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:31 pmby The1exile
muy_thaiguy wrote:Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.
Re: The Flood Is Coming
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Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:50 pmby InkL0sed
The1exile wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:Hologram wrote:Blastshot wrote:Hologram wrote:OOOOH! Yeah, then we can have a big bonfire while we slowly drown in petrol rain! It'll be cool!
no im pretty sure we'd just burn...and the global warming people will be pissed
Well, yeah. But before the horrible agonizing death we'd get a great light show.
At least we'll be warmer!
Not to rain on anyone's oil-flood-bonfire-parade but with that amount of ooil it wqould take a huge and vast heat source to start it burning properly. otherwise, it'll probably just sorta smoulder for ages.
Mount Vesuvius is going to have another super-eruption within 20 years! Scientists can't say when, but I can! When? You guessed it!