What Is Your Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:08 pmLet me tell you a story:
Once Upon a time, there were these two long haired hippies from Vermont. They used a lot of drugs. Then one day Ben says to Jerry,"Hey, Jer, take a look at your hand?"
Jerry lifted up his hand and stared at it. He could see the veins pulsating as blood was pumped through his hand. Then the veins started to move around like serpents. Jerry got scared and was having a bad trip, so he hid underneath his pet cow Maggie.
Now, Maggie had quite the udder. It hung low and was always oozing milk (or the proper term would be lactating, which is just a fancy word for oozing). Jerry hid under Maggie's teets as they dripped their white goodness onto the ground. Like white rain from a fleshy, hanging Heaven. Jerry looked at his own reflection in a puddle of milk and he began to have a vision!
(Play DOO DOO DOO DOO Music here as Jerry's reality begins to spin and spiral into his personal vision of the future!)
He saw many cows and vast, clean, green pastures covered with the sweetest grass known to mankind. Him and his good buddy, Ben, were going from cow to cow, gently massaging buckets full of the finest milk a man could ever find from the bloated utters of purebred dairy cattle. They milked all morning and into the afternoon, and they would even have milk fights with each other. One would squeeze a tit and hit the other in the eye, then the other would throw a whole bucket of milk on the one's head. They giggled like little girls all day long, collecting large vats of sweet cream. They danced and pranced gleefully through the pastures, kicking through puddles of milk like Laverne & Shirley through the rain.
And then Jerry saw him and Ben having butt sex all the while Jerry poured the sweet cream on his own penis for lubrication. Ben opened his butt cheeks wide for Jerry's hard piece of lubed up man meat! They would have sex all night long, just Ben and Jerry and plenty of sweet cream to keep the motion going smoothly. Then, when Jerry finished and Ben's mascara was running from being plowed so hard, Ben farted! And low and behold a perfect glob of the sweetest, smoothest ice cream came pouring out of Ben's anus!
Jerry got a bowl and captured the product of their infernal copulation. He tasted it, and it was good!
Then they thought to try and put fruit and chocolate and marshmallows up Ben's ass as well. This was the best idea ever! The product that came out of Ben's asshole was the most unique blend of crunchy nuts, cherries, chocolate, caramel...you name it, Ben and Jerry used it! The ice cream was simply outstanding.
Then they took some chocolate ice cream and mixed in big chunks of fudge and walnuts. It tasted so good! They wanted to give it a BIG name, so what better name than New York!
And that is how New York Super Fudge Chunk was born!
And that is my all time favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream!
THE END.
Once Upon a time, there were these two long haired hippies from Vermont. They used a lot of drugs. Then one day Ben says to Jerry,"Hey, Jer, take a look at your hand?"
Jerry lifted up his hand and stared at it. He could see the veins pulsating as blood was pumped through his hand. Then the veins started to move around like serpents. Jerry got scared and was having a bad trip, so he hid underneath his pet cow Maggie.
Now, Maggie had quite the udder. It hung low and was always oozing milk (or the proper term would be lactating, which is just a fancy word for oozing). Jerry hid under Maggie's teets as they dripped their white goodness onto the ground. Like white rain from a fleshy, hanging Heaven. Jerry looked at his own reflection in a puddle of milk and he began to have a vision!
(Play DOO DOO DOO DOO Music here as Jerry's reality begins to spin and spiral into his personal vision of the future!)
He saw many cows and vast, clean, green pastures covered with the sweetest grass known to mankind. Him and his good buddy, Ben, were going from cow to cow, gently massaging buckets full of the finest milk a man could ever find from the bloated utters of purebred dairy cattle. They milked all morning and into the afternoon, and they would even have milk fights with each other. One would squeeze a tit and hit the other in the eye, then the other would throw a whole bucket of milk on the one's head. They giggled like little girls all day long, collecting large vats of sweet cream. They danced and pranced gleefully through the pastures, kicking through puddles of milk like Laverne & Shirley through the rain.
And then Jerry saw him and Ben having butt sex all the while Jerry poured the sweet cream on his own penis for lubrication. Ben opened his butt cheeks wide for Jerry's hard piece of lubed up man meat! They would have sex all night long, just Ben and Jerry and plenty of sweet cream to keep the motion going smoothly. Then, when Jerry finished and Ben's mascara was running from being plowed so hard, Ben farted! And low and behold a perfect glob of the sweetest, smoothest ice cream came pouring out of Ben's anus!
Jerry got a bowl and captured the product of their infernal copulation. He tasted it, and it was good!
Then they thought to try and put fruit and chocolate and marshmallows up Ben's ass as well. This was the best idea ever! The product that came out of Ben's asshole was the most unique blend of crunchy nuts, cherries, chocolate, caramel...you name it, Ben and Jerry used it! The ice cream was simply outstanding.
Then they took some chocolate ice cream and mixed in big chunks of fudge and walnuts. It tasted so good! They wanted to give it a BIG name, so what better name than New York!
And that is how New York Super Fudge Chunk was born!
And that is my all time favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream!
THE END.
good stuff ... freakin love it.... 
