Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:35 amI am sick and tired of all the tenuous wordplay in this plaice!
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:35 amRe: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:45 amI'll have you drawn and quoted yet.
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:49 amNow now Jiminski, simmer down. After all, a good pun is it's own reword.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:56 amWhen Saddam Hussein was captured, his living son looked at him and said, "You're bagged, dad."
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:58 amis that the new drug down south. "a quarter of pun" "that'll be a score smackhead"
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:08 amDAZMCFC wrote:is that the new drug down south. "a quarter of pun" "that'll be a score smackhead"
No eyed deer what you are talking about DAZ!
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:12 amAnarkistsdream wrote:When Saddam Hussein was captured, his living son looked at him and said, "You're bagged, dad."
FUCKING GENIUS!
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:16 amIn the words of Tom Jones - "Can I leave my fat on?"
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:19 amYes it reminds me of the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His reasons transcend dental medication.
His reasons transcend dental medication.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:26 am Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:48 amjiminski wrote:DAZMCFC wrote:is that the new drug down south. "a quarter of pun" "that'll be a score smackhead"
No eyed deer what you are talking about DAZ!
...but it can hear.
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 12:00 pmYour argument is floored.
Bazzam.
Bazzam.
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:29 pmMy but it was cold at Pearl Harbour.
There really was a nip in the air.
There really was a nip in the air.
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:34 pmA jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:52 pmas a great man once said,
"I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy."
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:59 amDyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:04 pmjiminski wrote:Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
lucky bastard if the bra was full.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:04 pmjiminski wrote:Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Ah, life is worth living again, Jim
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:18 pmAs someone who finds bad puns physically painful... this thread isn't too bad. The puns are decent, so I'm not cringing as much as I'd feared I might.
While an awesome joke, isn't technically a pun.jiminski wrote:Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:53 pmDid you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:48 pmtzor wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.
no, but I heard, as I'm sure did you, about that short fortune teller who escaped from prison......
you know, the small medium at large.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:54 pmmandyb wrote:tzor wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.
no, but I heard, as I'm sure did you, about that short fortune teller who escaped from prison......
you know, the small medium at large.
My favorite so far!
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:54 pmWhat does DNA stand for?
The National Dyslexic Association
The National Dyslexic Association
Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:02 pmAnarkistsdream wrote:mandyb wrote:tzor wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.
no, but I heard, as I'm sure did you, about that short fortune teller who escaped from prison......
you know, the small medium at large.
My favorite so far!
thanks
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Re: Say know to puns!
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:04 pmI thought a plate was a high form of flatware!