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Say know to puns!

Postby jiminski on Wed May 28, 2008 10:35 am

I am sick and tired of all the tenuous wordplay in this plaice!
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby MeDeFe on Wed May 28, 2008 10:45 am

I'll have you drawn and quoted yet.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed May 28, 2008 10:49 am

Now now Jiminski, simmer down. After all, a good pun is it's own reword.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed May 28, 2008 10:56 am

When Saddam Hussein was captured, his living son looked at him and said, "You're bagged, dad."
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby DAZMCFC on Wed May 28, 2008 10:58 am

is that the new drug down south. "a quarter of pun" "that'll be a score smackhead"
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby jiminski on Wed May 28, 2008 11:08 am

DAZMCFC wrote:is that the new drug down south. "a quarter of pun" "that'll be a score smackhead"



No eyed deer what you are talking about DAZ!
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby suggs on Wed May 28, 2008 11:12 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:When Saddam Hussein was captured, his living son looked at him and said, "You're bagged, dad."


FUCKING GENIUS! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby suggs on Wed May 28, 2008 11:16 am

In the words of Tom Jones - "Can I leave my fat on?"
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby jiminski on Wed May 28, 2008 11:19 am

Yes it reminds me of the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His reasons transcend dental medication.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby suggs on Wed May 28, 2008 11:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby DAZMCFC on Wed May 28, 2008 11:48 am

jiminski wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:is that the new drug down south. "a quarter of pun" "that'll be a score smackhead"



No eyed deer what you are talking about DAZ!



...but it can hear.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby Minister Masket on Wed May 28, 2008 12:00 pm

Your argument is floored.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 28, 2008 1:29 pm

My but it was cold at Pearl Harbour.

There really was a nip in the air.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby jiminski on Wed May 28, 2008 2:34 pm

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 28, 2008 3:52 pm

as a great man once said,
"I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy."
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby jiminski on Thu May 29, 2008 11:59 am

Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu May 29, 2008 12:04 pm

jiminski wrote:Dyslexic man walks into a bra...



lucky bastard if the bra was full.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby suggs on Thu May 29, 2008 2:04 pm

jiminski wrote:Dyslexic man walks into a bra...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah, life is worth living again, Jim ;) :) :lol:
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby Ditocoaf on Thu May 29, 2008 2:18 pm

As someone who finds bad puns physically painful... this thread isn't too bad. The puns are decent, so I'm not cringing as much as I'd feared I might.

jiminski wrote:Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
While an awesome joke, isn't technically a pun.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby tzor on Thu May 29, 2008 2:53 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby mandyb on Thu May 29, 2008 3:48 pm

tzor wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.


no, but I heard, as I'm sure did you, about that short fortune teller who escaped from prison......

you know, the small medium at large.
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu May 29, 2008 3:54 pm

mandyb wrote:
tzor wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.


no, but I heard, as I'm sure did you, about that short fortune teller who escaped from prison......

you know, the small medium at large.


My favorite so far!
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu May 29, 2008 3:54 pm

What does DNA stand for?
The National Dyslexic Association
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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby mandyb on Thu May 29, 2008 4:02 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
mandyb wrote:
tzor wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He would spend hours lying on his bed at night wondering about the existence of dog.


no, but I heard, as I'm sure did you, about that short fortune teller who escaped from prison......

you know, the small medium at large.


My favorite so far!


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Re: Say know to puns!

Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu May 29, 2008 4:04 pm

I thought a plate was a high form of flatware!
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