Conquer Club

Characters:

Myself, as Myself -- you all know who I am
My Friend, as My Friend -- a CC New Recruit who was so disgusted with his horrible dice that he left.

Setting: Who cares?

My Friend: Dude, you know that random generator isn't really random.
Myself: Yes it is.
My Friend: No, it fucking can't be; it's impossible!
Myself: No, it's not a program. It just takes actual random events and converts them to numbers.
My Friend: Dude, randomness doesn't even exist.
Myself: Well... if it does, then random.org is random.
My Friend: Wha...?
Myself: It's the Law of the Contrapositive. If randomness exists, then random.org is random. If random.org is not random, then randomness does not exist.
My Friend: I can't believe you just said the Law of the Contrapositive... you fucking Jew!

Moral of the story: Logic threads don't need to be locked.

This thread is lonely.

It's so lonely.
It has nobody to call its owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

Oh yeah... I remember this thread.

cool long words an' shit tho

Ahahaha!

I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

I can't stop laughing!

Neoteny wrote:I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

This sounds like words of tolerance and extreme intelligence if I ever heard them ... (said with EXTREME sarcasm!"

PLAYER57832 wrote:

Neoteny wrote:I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

This sounds like words of tolerance and extreme intelligence if I ever heard them ... (said with EXTREME sarcasm!"

Yeah my friend is kind of a Nazi, I don't know why I like him.

Although, to be fair, he isn't so much racist as trying to get on my nerves... (I say "isn't" because he does it ALL THE TIME... which is probably why he sometimes succeeds...)

I probably don't hate him because of two reasons: 1) I'm a wuss. 2) I literally don't hate anyone (though this may have something to do with number 1, I at least have a rationalization to back it up...)

PLAYER57832 wrote:

Neoteny wrote:I think most stories should end with "you fucking Jew!"

This sounds like words of tolerance and extreme intelligence if I ever heard them ... (said with EXTREME sarcasm!"

Chuckle chuckle?

Dancing Mustard wrote:Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

genius

Dancing Mustard wrote:Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

That was pretty amazing.

isnt a contrapositive one of dem pussy dams?

Dancing Mustard wrote:Also, while searching for this thing I found the following post (of which I'm really rather proud) from a long time ago:

viewtopic.php?f=62&t=7052&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=lonely&start=4155

I thought it might entertain us all on this rainy friday afternoon.

Female Stormtroopers! WOOOHOOOO!!


Let's never let this thread down.

What an odd turn of events for this thread!

Can you say necromancy???

InkL0sed wrote:What an odd turn of events for this thread!

Can you say necromancy???

It was on life-support, but not quite dead, and has now miraculously recovered.

It's a miracle, I tell you.

Convert! Convert!

(It's quite logical, you know...)