Conquer Club

So don't worry about who you will vote for because you won't get a chance.

Jay! Hello! How and where have you been?

More importantly, where did you get this information?

EDIT:
I can't decide between the second coming and the invasion of Canada. And I'm bummed, because I had just decided to vote for ron paul.

Rolls over, hits the snooze button...

Where's the "Dick Cheney sheds his skin and is born anew" option?

Dick Cheney is simply an evil Time Lord who has gone past his normal span of regenerations (In fact he might even be the Master ... he has that "you will obey me" look down pat) and thus will simply take over the body of whoever becomes the next president.

No way, Dick Cheney is a good man!

Whatever it is, it'll happen on June 26th.

Convert to DaGipianism and be saved, or else be doomed.

Where is the "When phase seven of this goddam painful yoga training is finally complete and I can dangle from overhead telephone-wires suspended only by my immense prehensile penis, much like a Spider-Monkey" option?



Because that's what it'd take.
It's also about nine-times more likely than any of those other options (after all, I'm at stage three already).

jay_a2j wrote:So don't worry about who you will vote for because you won't get a chance.

Jay! How ya doing?

By the way, I already brought that up in my Angel Mike thread, a must read:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=46468&p=1204308&hilit=BUsh+last+president#p1204308

MeDeFe wrote:Whatever it is, it'll happen on June 26th.

Convert to DaGipianism and be saved, or else be doomed.

Yes! Convert now, or be cast into the fiery Gehanna!

tzor wrote:Dick Cheney is simply an evil Time Lord who has gone past his normal span of regenerations (In fact he might even be the Master ... he has that "you will obey me" look down pat) and thus will simply take over the body of whoever becomes the next president.

The fact that you have referenced the Master, and are au fait with the regeneration cycles, means you are officially THE BIGGEST WINNER IN THE UNIVERSE. And E-Space.

InkL0sed wrote:No way, Dick Cheney is a good man!

I love how nobody graced this with a response.

Is this Jay character joking around or serious?

protectedbygold wrote:Is this Jay character joking around or serious?

You have missed out on many of the finer aspects of life.

protectedbygold wrote:Is this Jay character joking around or serious?

Unfortunately, dead serious.

on the radio this morning, an astrologist was interviewed and she said that the election will "come down to the 11th hour"

so you are right!!! it is all fake!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/d ... ally_leaks

frogger4 wrote:on the radio this morning, an astrologist was interviewed and she said that the election will "come down to the 11th hour"

so you are right!!! it is all fake!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/d ... ally_leaks

I love it!! That was good stuff

Hang on a second... is there actually any evidence for the (clearly barking mad) proposition in this thread's title?
Or is this just another "Booga booga, lizardmen gonna getcha. Here's some youtube video of creepy music and that annoying 'I talk really slowly and sound kind of sad' voiceover girl trying to make an immensely big deal out of a video of a policeman scratching his balls in public. Booga booga, let's build a zombie-proof shelter for when the 'time' comes" thread?

Oh hang on, Jay started it you say? Well that'll be option number two then...

Dancing Mustard wrote:Hang on a second... is there actually any evidence for the (clearly barking mad) proposition in this thread's title?
Or is this just another "Booga booga, lizardmen gonna getcha. Here's some youtube video of creepy music and that annoying 'I talk really slowly and sound kind of sad' voiceover girl trying to make an immensely big deal out of a video of a policeman scratching his balls in public. Booga booga, let's build a zombie-proof shelter for when the 'time' comes" thread?

Oh hang on, Jay started it you say? Well that'll be option number two then...

I'm hoping there is, for no other reason than to see Bush pack his bags. However, with the current state of the US dollar, some have forecast an economic collapse in Sept. this year possibly followed by martial law when riots and looting break out.


Sorry.... Mustard's law. I lose.

Shit. If YOU know that, someone had better tell the FBI! Otherwise there could be chaos.
Got it. What you guys need are small, regional or city based...hmmm..what to call them.."Men at Arms"...no..."Men of the city"..Got it. Bit of Latin always makes thing sound a bit more solid. Men of the Polis!

Still not snappy enough. Still, we can work on the title later. Meanwhile Jay, start hiring the requisite numbers!
We can save america, YAY the Men of The Polis.

jay_a2j wrote:I lose.

We know.

jay_a2j wrote:. I lose.

Which takes us back to the defecatory habits of the black, brown, spectacled and grizzly in re afforestation.

suggs wrote:Shit. If YOU know that, someone had better tell the FBI! Otherwise there could be chaos.
Got it. What you guys need are small, regional or city based...hmmm..what to call them.."Men at Arms"...no..."Men of the city"..Got it. Bit of Latin always makes thing sound a bit more solid. Men of the Polis!

Still not snappy enough. Still, we can work on the title later. Meanwhile Jay, start hiring the requisite numbers!
We can save america, YAY the Men of The Polis.

"Polis" is Classical Greek you mong.