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you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 4:43 pmby WalkingShadow
you see a kid licking a popsicle and you think of a blowjob
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 4:45 pmby suggs
You start to get worked up about History on an internet forum.
I've never needed a shag quite this bad.
All of a sudden, Miss Munter, of No. 5 Obscenely Obese Avenue, is looking like a real good bet.
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 6:29 pmby Dancing Mustard
...you're a male and you aren't having sex at that precise moment in time.
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 6:31 pmby nagerous
You're spending saturday night here posting in random threads.
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 6:37 pmby Dancing Mustard
Ha ha! Gutted! You need to get laid!!!
...oh, hang on a second. Damn.
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 6:38 pmby InkL0sed
That's not news to me
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 6:40 pmby suggs
God, its depressingly true. Its ALL true. I need to get drunk soon. Its been too long.
It wont help me get laid. But it will help me to chat to women, and thats a poor second best.
I hope people look at this, and think "Dear, Suggs,how witty" as opposed to seeing the truth, which is that I'm fucking depressed right now
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 6:43 pmby suggs
*pretends to be drunk* Whats it all about , Mustard? Eh? here we are brains the size of planets, cocks the size of clusters of planets, and we're posting on internet forums on a sat night.
*knocks over drink in overly theatrical gesture* WHY O WHY
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sat May 17, 2008 7:43 pmby Total Trash
WalkingShadow wrote:you see a kid licking a popsicle and you think of a blowjob
that is disgusting! but I have respect for you because you had the balls to post it on a forum.
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sun May 18, 2008 5:31 amby MeDeFe
Dear Suggs, you're witty when you're fucking depressed.
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sun May 18, 2008 7:54 amby Sackett58
suggs wrote:*pretends to be drunk* Whats it all about , Mustard? Eh? here we are brains the size of planets, cocks the size of clusters of planets, and we're posting on internet forums on a sat night.
*knocks over drink in overly theatrical gesture* WHY O WHY
Becuase we have to be heard Suggs, the world has to know about, "cocks the size of clusters of planets".
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sun May 18, 2008 9:23 amby JACKAZZTJM
when u f*ck a boston cream doughnut
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sun May 18, 2008 10:14 amby DaGip
When you got enough time to do this:
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sun May 18, 2008 11:37 amby bedub1
DaGip wrote:When you got enough time to do this:
/me is now thinking of bj's
Re: you know you need to get laid when...
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Sun May 18, 2008 4:37 pmby DaGip
you is a sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick puppy!
