Conquer Club

If suggs, DM, and NOrse got together and wrote a novel, i would buy it.
Each page would have 1 random rant, maybe just a random sentence.

It was a bright, cold day in April, and the streets were awash with Chunky Cum Dribble.

Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

suggs wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

Minister Masket wrote:

suggs wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

You really should have it. Its essential reading. Its also FUCKING GOOD.

i made a stop-motion version of 1984 with GI Joes when i was in high school.

it was rad.

Respect to the word "RAD". Its been too long

Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

f*ck that shit. I was born in early April and it was snowing like a motherfucker.
Indeed, it snowed on my Birthday this year (though it didn't really settle)... which was the first time that's happened since the day that I tumbled from my mother's womb.

Also, this book is a surefire winner. A Pleasant Chap's communal diary or collaborative work of fiction would be a fascinating thing to behold.

Can we expect a work of poetry as well?

Minister Masket wrote:

suggs wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Continuity Error!

April's are NEVER clear. It's always bloody raining.

*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

are you implying you dont have a giant library of books? I mean im 21 and i probably have more books than anything else...and its probably not even that close.

So basically I just whipped out my penis and slapped it up and down on this thread until jelly came out.

That's how we do in April. Bitches.

Dancing Mustard wrote:So basically I just whipped out my penis and slapped it up and down on this thread until jelly came out.

That's how we do in April. Bitches.

are you sure it wasnt pus? you might want to get that checked out, if its from you or the thread, im not sure its good news.

Don't worry about it my man, if I leave the condition to fester for long enough then my penis will just rupture and explode. Then I'll be able to see inside and check out what's wrong for myself, instead of consulting one of these fancy-schmancy 'physician' types who probably works for some kind of government conspiracy and doesn't vote for Ron Paul.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Don't worry about it my man, if I leave the condition to fester for long enough then my penis will just rupture and explode. Then I'll be able to see inside and check out what's wrong for myself, instead of consulting one of these fancy-schmancy 'physician' types who probably works for some kind of government conspiracy and doesn't vote for Ron Paul.

I like it...not only are you taking personal responsibility over your own ailments and keeping those money grubber insurance companies out of it, but your also cleaning up legal systems by avoiding frivolous lawsuits. You really would be a great model for the true american.

Also...for fun, Bob Barr is kind of like the Ron Paul, if Ron Paul wasnt a flaming liberal. I think we should start a counter revolution for Bob Barr.

got tonkaed wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:

suggs wrote:
*sigh* read 1984.

Sure, I'll just get it from the GIANT LIBRARY in my house.

are you implying you dont have a giant library of books? I mean im 21 and i probably have more books than anything else...and its probably not even that close.

On the contrary, I have many books in my room. However, I would describe it as a "heap" instead of a library.

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