Conquer Club

I don't know why...but I just fell off today. I am drinking a real beer as I am writing this.

DaGip wrote:I don't know why...but I just fell off today. I am drinking a real beer as I am writing this.

What you're talking about "off" the wagon! On the wagon drinking a few beers is way better!

Hi, my name is Snorri and I'm an alcoholic. (Probably.)

Snorri1234 wrote:Hi, my name is Snorri and I'm an alcoholic. (Probably.)

Denial...just what we need! I hate taking responsibility for anything. The more denial the better!

Hi! I'm DaGip and I am drunk and naked as a jay bird!

DaGip wrote:Hi! I'm DaGip and I am drunk and naked as a jay bird!

That is just hot!


Make a video of it!

I just don't think I can take it anymore. I mean I am a Republican and I am thinking of voting for a Democrat? And I know Democrats that are going to be voting Republican? What in the Hell is going on! Nobody cares about Jesus anymore, the price of gas is beyond outrageous, and nobody gives a shit that 9-11 was an Inside Job!

So, i am just gonna finish off this whole bottle of Whisky and stare at my 9MM for a little bit longer, and then it's nighty night time...

I will keep you all informed on my progress.

I remember a whole Seinfeld episode about Off the Wagon/On the Wagon...


--Andy

Sunshine, if you really think you should be on the wagon, get on the damn thing.

It's just a matter of will.

you seem to have a fairly large opinion of yourself most of the time (a good thing).

If drinking is a serious problem for you, kick it's butt. You know you can.

If its not, take a drink but don't become its slave.
It's your head and your body.

The wagon's still there. you only need to walk towards it. If you fall off the back now and again, hurry and catch it up. It's not moving very fast.

Now, if I've mixed my metaphors enough, I'll say goodnight.

I drank four beers, and all it did was make me sleepy. Drinking is a big waste of time now that I look back on it. Smoking is even worse. I shall get back on the wagon from here on out.

Smoking, now that's a hard one.
Giving up was probably the hardest thing I ever did - but I'm Soooo glad I did.

AndyDufresne wrote:I remember a whole Seinfeld episode about Off the Wagon/On the Wagon...


--Andy

YES!!

Gip, I can't understand why you stopped being homeless in Maui. I'm stuck in a house with a bunch of junk not getting the point. I think we should meet in Oahu and...

2dimes wrote:Gip, I can't understand why you stopped being homeless in Maui. I'm stuck in a house with a bunch of junk not getting the point. I think we should meet in Oahu and...

I was homeless Kauai.

So, how did you mess up and end up back on the wheel in the main land?

AndyDufresne wrote:I remember a whole Seinfeld episode about Off the Wagon/On the Wagon...


--Andy

....and all of a sudden, andy was suggs favourite person. Relax monkey boy, all is forgiven.
Not that there is anything wrong with being a monkey boy.

This changing of avatars confuses and infuriates me!

btw, and off topic (SO NAH!), what happened to Luns. I miss fantasing over his big chin and annoyingly sensible republican xianity.
"Oh, Lunsy, protrude your chin again and talk to me about responsible fiscal management as i reach my own personal epiphany on the Road to Kleenex"

suggs wrote:btw, and off topic (SO NAH!), what happened to Luns. I miss fantasing over his big chin and annoyingly sensible republican xianity.
"Oh, Lunsy, protrude your chin again and talk to me about responsible fiscal management as i reach my own personal epiphany on the Road to Kleenex"

I was told that Luns dropped out of CC permanently to take care of someone that was disabled full time.

What mistakes lead to you ending up on the main land and stuck working again.

suggs wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:I remember a whole Seinfeld episode about Off the Wagon/On the Wagon...


--Andy

....and all of a sudden, andy was suggs favourite person. Relax monkey boy, all is forgiven.
Not that there is anything wrong with being a monkey boy.

Seinfeld is one of my top favorite shows. I own a number of its seasons...and I often find myself quoting it at some time or another. A few days ago, I randomly started to think about the "Fatigues" episode with Kenny Banya.

Kenny Banya reading from Jerry's notepad wrote:Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

--Andy

LOL! I have every season on DVD, and I watch it religiously Best show ever.

DaGip wrote:I drank four beers, and all it did was make me sleepy. Drinking is a big waste of time now that I look back on it. Smoking is even worse. I shall get back on the wagon from here on out.

If you wanna quit smoking, just eat every time you wanna smoke!

animorpherv1 wrote:

DaGip wrote:I drank four beers, and all it did was make me sleepy. Drinking is a big waste of time now that I look back on it. Smoking is even worse. I shall get back on the wagon from here on out.

If you wanna quit smoking, just eat every time you wanna smoke!

Sorry, I already quit smoking, I don't ever want to smoke another cigarette ever again! I only decided to drink a few beers and see what all the hub bub was all about, and it wasn't all that. I would rather drink my NA BUSCH...

DaGip wrote:Well see I just woke up one day in paradise there and decided, "Forget this, I want to build tractor cabs where it snows!"

Oh.