Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 1:38 pm**

http://www.childtrader.com

Is this a joke?? :shock:

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 1:45 pm**

Sign Up

Complete a short, online application, provide a valid Visa, Mastercard or American Express (sorry, no PayPal or Discover), and we’ll review your submission for approval. Within just a few short days you’ll be approved and have unlimited access to our network of parents who are just as eager to barter for the future as you are.

But they give you no way to sign up...

Yes, it is fake.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 2:29 pm**

hahha i love the picture of all the kids. ohh the irony......

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 2:44 pm**

Hehehe I'm gonna use this site as leverage when my kids act up. I'll tell them I signed them up on childtrader.com! :mrgreen:

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 2:48 pm**

jay_a2j wrote:Hehehe I'm gonna use this site as leverage when my kids act up. I'll tell them I signed them up on childtrader.com!

And, if teenagers, they'll be happy to hear it.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 3:52 pm**

FAQ wrote: I don’t like children, but I admire their tenacity. Should I get one?

You may not be a candidate for parenthood, but if it turns out that you are, you are free to trade your child for one you may end up liking better than that one you already have.

That whole page is so hilarious...

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 8:03 pm**

There is a book with a very similar name, I believe called the Child Buyer or child buyers (something similar). .. rather a sinister sci fi. I don't know if its even still in print ... I read it many years ago.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 8:52 pm**

http://childtrader.com/child-trader-profile-janessa/

She looks about 25.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 9:59 pm**

dustn64 wrote:http://childtrader.com/child-trader-profile-janessa/

She looks about 25.

I was going to say closer to 30.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 2:26 am**

i thought this was about some terrible sex ring

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 5:23 am**

I love this picture.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 8:06 am**

Do you think they'd let me trade some children in, just for money, or my pet tortoise?

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 10:13 am**

I'll give you three bob and a button.

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