Conquer Club

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 10:52 am**

2 minutes and still counting...

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 11:05 am**

As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 11:15 am**

Bertros Bertros wrote:As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

My translator tells me that you're saying "Till hell freezes over"...

Not to worry, I have found somereading materialfor you to while away the hours with.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 11:27 am**

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

My translator tells me that you're saying "Till hell freezes over"...

Not to worry, I have found somereading materialfor you to while away the hours with.

Damn you DM, I was doing great till I read this

Ulli wrote:Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

At which point i laughed and thus ruined several minutes of exquisite pleasure. Ho-hum.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 11:38 am**

Billy007 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:2 minutes and still counting...

2 minutes?? really?

That would mean that you are very fit and healthy...I can probably do about 50-60 seconds, although, that mundane reading really does help though.

Cuz you're a smoker...

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 11:42 am**

Ok... starting now, My next post will be when I stop. My records around 3 minutes but I like to push my body to the extreme limit.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 11:58 am**

last year whilst bored, in a traffic jam, on the way to Brighton, I held my breath for just under 2 and a half minutes.

I was amazed myself... i do have a set of lungs which Jordon would be proud of and this did involve a certain amount of hyperventilation but i think i would be excellent company in a marine disaster.. similar to that depicted in the Poseidon Adventure!

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 11:59 am**

in light of the Nagerous' post i would like to up my bid to 12 and a half minutes .. and i could've gone on for longer!

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 12:10 pm**

Bertros Bertros wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:As long as it takes you to finish up down there, I'm an expert at these asphyxigasms.

My translator tells me that you're saying "Till hell freezes over"...

Not to worry, I have found somereading materialfor you to while away the hours with.

Damn you DM, I was doing great till I read this

Ulli wrote:Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

At which point i laughed and thus ruined several minutes of exquisite pleasure. Ho-hum.

Is that...is that a joke? I mean it sounds like one, but it is the internet.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 12:13 pm**

Go read the site.
He's written quite a body of work and even claims that he has been published. Personally I just don't know what to believe any more.

Only this webpage has the answers...

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 12:19 pm**

I passed out for a while there.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 12:54 pm**

You know when dirt was invented? That's how long I have been holding my breath.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 5:38 pm**

Mmm, 4 minutes.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 6:11 pm**

I've done up to just under 4 minutes before. But this time, I only made it 3m 10s.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 10:17 am**

can't be arsed trying, but use to be able to swim about 20 metres or so underwater.

can anyone tell me what happened to billy's posts?

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 10:22 am**

DAZMCFC wrote:can't be arsed trying, but use to be able to swim about 20 metres or so underwater.

can anyone tell me what happened to billy's posts?

You could always ask someone at the Ministry of Truth I suppose.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 11:47 am**

I am unable to hold my breath right now, whenever I try I must picture Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm and start laughing.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 7:01 pm**

If i do it long enough on the first try, then forever.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 9:37 am**

rhoges6 wrote:If i do it long enough on the first try, then forever.

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