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Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:13 pm
by InkL0sed
So, part of my incredibly simple Computer Science homework is to make up 6 teachers' last names.

Anybody have any good suggestions? The more creative/funny, the better -- vulgarities however are not advised, since my teacher will be seeing this...

This is what I've come up with:
    Strangler
    Maximillian-Roswell
    Darfus
    Shawty
    Mortuary
    Tiny

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:17 pm
by bradleybadly
Aren't you the same guy that asked for help with his debate?

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:19 pm
by InkL0sed
bradleybadly wrote:Aren't you the same guy that asked for help with his debate?


Yeah... so?

I don't actually rely on forums to do my homework, it's just sometimes helpful and/or amusing to ask about it here.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:21 pm
by bradleybadly
InkL0sed wrote:Yeah... so?


So do your own homework

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:24 pm
by InkL0sed
Dude. I obviously don't need help coming up with 6 random names. This is just for amusement purposes.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:00 pm
by gimil
bradleybadly wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:Yeah... so?


So do your own homework


Using a large forum like CC's is an excellent way to acces large bulks of information. Personally I think using this forum is a great idea by ink.

Just my 2p worth.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:35 pm
by jnd94
Injured

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:05 pm
by chaosfactor
I got Bollocked for trying to sell drugs in the flame forum, so I really think you should not be trying to sell out your inability, here on Chatter Box, liter-alley go figure

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:09 pm
by Frigidus
Switch Shawty with Tedworthy and you're good.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:45 pm
by borox0
Hyde?

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:24 pm
by jonesthecurl
Fitz-Gussett.*
Smacker
Whacker
Cane
De'Tention
Pompuss

*on second thoughts, no - wot about Marx

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:26 pm
by bspride
Computer Science? I love that class!
How about:
Lo
Long
Sanchez

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:20 pm
by ranck3
Webber... I dont know.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:25 pm
by fireedud
Tou should name them after people on CC.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:30 pm
by jbrettlip
How about:

Pascal
Fortran
C++
10101000101001010

and two other dorky computer references?

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:32 pm
by InkL0sed
jbrettlip wrote:How about:

Pascal
Fortran
C++
10101000101001010

and two other dorky computer references?


I like Pascal and Fortran, the next two not so much.

I'd make it:
Dr. Lisp
Dr. Java
Dr. Pascal
Dr. Fortran
Dr. Perl
(Dr. Brainfuck if I didn't care about who I was sending it to...)
Hm...

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:22 am
by Minister Masket
How about "Dr Fishmonger" for your last one.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:26 am
by Bertros Bertros
Kinevil. Its a great name and if they had a son he could be Franklin Ulysses Clint Kinevil which would allow him to have a credit card with the name F U C Kinevil. Awesome. Anwyay as it computer science shouldn't at least one of them be called Babbage?

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:28 am
by The1exile
I would use Christian rather than Clint, tbh.

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:38 am
by Bertros Bertros
Naturally. But either way the card would look like this which is well worth the money down the deed poll centre no?

Image

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:41 am
by The1exile
Oh certainly. Is it cheaper to have it done in Amsterdam?

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:44 am
by Dancing Mustard
The obvious answers of 'Who' and 'Doctor' have been strangely overlooked I feel...

Re: Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:56 pm
by InkL0sed
Dancing Mustard wrote:The obvious answers of 'Who' and 'Doctor' have been strangely overlooked I feel...


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