DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 4:13 amby DaGip
Okay, just need to let you guys know that I heard that quake over in China today, all the way from the United States. I post my earthquake predictions in the
None Of The Above forums. I was predicting an earthquake to happen almost exactly on time. You can see the time of my posts!
http://conquerclub.freeforums.org/can-w ... .html#4377
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 4:29 amby DaGip
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 5:53 amby jiminski
yeah, why not DaG! .. you should be careful who discovers this skill though partner...
Before too long they'll have you tied to the wing of an aeroplane, with a hearing-aide wedged in your tools of divination (for heightened seismological perception), a duck egg inserted up your arse*, roaming the worlds earthquake hotspots listening for early signs!
*they insert a Duck egg** into your rectum in order to detect involuntary tell-tail signs of recognition; at the point where you make an omelette the relevant area is evacuated.
** Duck eggs are used, in preference to all other ovum, due to their superior ability in detecting quacks in the earths crust.
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:09 amby Curmudgeonx
Probably your stomach growling, Gip.
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:25 amby khazalid
quacks in the earth's crust! an easy 9/10 for that one
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 9:28 amby suggs
Da Gip is a beautiful man.
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 10:49 amby Napoleon Ier
suggs wrote:Da Gip is a beautiful man.
Suggs, your posts usually do exude a background level of homoerotic undertone, but today's reading are off the bloody chart. What's going on here?
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 11:01 amby jiminski
Napoleon Ier wrote:suggs wrote:Da Gip is a beautiful man.
Suggs, your posts usually do exude a background level of homoerotic undertone, but today's reading are off the bloody chart. What's going on here?
nah i took that as a loving, platonic, verbal cuddle Napp....
I think Suggsy is a beautiful man too... albeit in a fairly perverse, fiddle with goats sort a way!
Re: DaGip Can Hear Earthquakes!
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Mon May 12, 2008 11:15 amby t-o-m
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT DIE IN THE EARTHQUAKE DAGIP!
