I want 10 big macs and some fuckin chicken!!!
I just found hte most hilarious youtube thing. For all of you Brits, you probably already know this guy. His name is NEg, and he does all this wacky shit. Like jumping on guys backs to see how long he can stay on, or running into a store, pretending to have a gun, and telling everyone to "Get down on the ground!!!"/. The more you get down the more points you get. I'm still laughing my ass off.
Type in "Neg's Urban Sports" on youtube. There is a shitload of vids.
I'm too lazy to get links.