Conquer Club

Is she the Jack Thompson to our GTA IV?

All I know is she is buff.

Nickbaldwin wrote:All I know is she is buff.

And, yet, you've never seen her...

Nickbaldwin wrote:All I know is she is buff.

I hear she does a lot of Kegel exercises.

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:All I know is she is buff.

And, yet, you've never seen her...

i hav

sam_levi_11 wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:All I know is she is buff.

And, yet, you've never seen her...

i hav

How are you still alive?

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:All I know is she is buff.

And, yet, you've never seen her...

I don't need to, it is a fact that only buff women play cc.

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:All I know is she is buff.

And, yet, you've never seen her...

I don't need to, it is a fact that only buff women play cc.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Like Sexkitten, you mean?

I remember

Nickbaldwin said "All I know is she is buff."
Anarkistsdream said "And, yet, you've never seen her..."
sam_levi_11 said "i hav"
Sentinel XIV said "How are you still alive?"

I'm suddenly reminded of an old Star Trek TOS episode.
You see he's now quite blind.
Oh wait, he's not. Dam Vulcans and their inner eyelids!
Oh wait, wrong episide ... Wicked healed him?

Wicked, the very sight can drive a person to madness. So we keep her in this large box just to be safe.

Spring is here. We're all as randy as f*ck.

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:And, yet, you've never seen her...

I don't need to, it is a fact that only buff women play cc.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Like Sexkitten, you mean?

I said women.

I can name others, Nick, ol' chap...

Anarkistsdream wrote:I can name others, Nick, ol' chap...

You've met a woman?
You've now replaced David Hasselhof as my personal hero.

suggs wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:I can name others, Nick, ol' chap...

You've met a woman?
You've now replaced David Hasselhof as my personal hero.

Nobody fucks with the Hoff, Suggs... No one...

Anarkistsdream wrote:

suggs wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:I can name others, Nick, ol' chap...

You've met a woman?
You've now replaced David Hasselhof as my personal hero.

Nobody fucks with the Hoff, Suggs... No one...

f*ck the Hof. I've given him my sweat, my tears my...(insert your own favourite cum joke here).
Whats he given me in return?
That old signed "Baywatch" video still breaks down at the vital moment. Its time to call it day with Hoffy Face -as if those pecks are real anyway. Now Pammy, theres a 100% all real, all er...Canadian chick
But you've had first contact with the Women species - so, Ank, your the new Hof.
Polish off your pecks and run VERY slowly - your time has come.

Pamela Anderson is finally an American citizen, actually... Go her!

Anarkistsdream wrote:I can name others, Nick, ol' chap...

I can rebutt every single one's case for womanhood, or debate the degree of buffness

Anarkistsdream wrote:Pamela Anderson is finally an American citizen, actually... Go her!

*mind now blank at mention of Pammy*

btw, we're on topic.
wicked is a woman.

suggs wrote:btw, we're on topic.
wicked is a woman.

i hope so
lmao oj - if you got the joke it was only a joke!

Anarkistsdream wrote:I can name others, Nick, ol' chap...

such as?

suggs wrote:btw, we're on topic.
wicked is a woman.

You know, if that isn't a title to a song it ought to be.

f*ck Nanowrimo, let's get us some Nasowrimo shiat kicking off up in this B. One song a day, every day, for a month; Day 1 "wicked is a woman".

PS. Shotgun I get to have 'Not not not not not not not' as a chorus.

I'm more of a parody man myself but I'll give it a go.

Wicked is a woman
Wicked is a mod
And there is out there
Some brave man
Who fancies her a god

Not not not not not not not

Wicked is a woman
Who has a master plan
And if you are there
Some brave man
She’ll hand you a forum ban

Not not not not not not not

Wicked is a woman
Dancing Mustard thus said so
And dancing is an honest man
And would never call her a …

Not not not not not not not