Conquer Club

This is the thread where we whine about our fucked-up lives.

I cut my finger and now it's infected and pussy. I forgot about a research paper for my bio class and now Im fucked.

I was supposed to go to the gym today and get pumped, but I procrastinated filling in these retarded job applications for so long that I ran out of time to do so.
I am still filling in the applications. They are still retarded.

Furthermore: I am consumed with self-loathing, both at my poor concentration span, and lack of discipline.

jnd94 wrote:This is the thread where we whine about our fucked-up lives.

I cut my finger and now it's infected and pussy. I forgot about a research paper for my bio class and now Im fucked.

I like to walk in the rain because it hides my tears

3 of my pets died on the same day last week.

My nights include sinigng along to "Don't let the sun go down on me" by Elton John and "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd, shamelessly beating my lonely boner, and reading txts of how my so called friends are getting laid.

I have a seemingly endless list of applications to fill out, yet I have no time to do so because some people feel the need to use the only computer in the house by answering chummy emails from fellow baby boomers or getting addicted to maple story and other pre-teen loser-games. Other than that it's alright I guess.

Every time I jump on a trampoline, I get a headache.

I don't get to have sex nearly as much or with nearly as many people as I would like.

Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

Exams tomorrow

i can't find my shoes.

Tough to balance work and baseball schedules.

Al-Qaeda controls the weather.



and i think they have stolen my shoes.

I'm hungry.

reminisco wrote:Al-Qaeda controls the weather.



and i think they have stolen my shoes.

God damn it

GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.

Also, out of tequila.

i tried to readjust my seat and sat on one of my nads

this thread is filling up a lot faster than the Feel-good thread

AlbroShlo wrote:i tried to readjust my seat and sat on one of my nads

this thread is filling up a lot faster than the Feel-good thread

I would say that is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Not only do you have to deal with the physical pain, but the mental agony that you are a dumbass too.

I'm about 3 days behind in my math class and it might blow my chance of getting an A.

i was digging away at an obstinate (and firm) booger, when i dug a bit too hard.



and now the ferrous warmth either trickles down the back of my throat, or blows out into a sloppy tissue. oh how i wish for coagulation. what a glorious day that shall be!

Neoteny wrote:

GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.

Also, out of tequila.

Hey i graduated....enjoy your finals, and lack of tequila. Also if you have cheerios for breakfast tomorrow, take a piss in them and know that it was from me

got tonkaed wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

GabonX wrote:Also I have a ridiciulous amount of work to do before the end of the semester.

Two lab notebooks that I should have kept up all semester and three finals.

Also, out of tequila.

Hey i graduated....enjoy your finals, and lack of tequila. Also if you have cheerios for breakfast tomorrow, take a piss in them and know that it was from me

You know, I was going to say congrats, but now you can sit on an empty tequila bottle and spin. Turns out I've postponed my graduation anyhow... so my Cheerios already have piss in them. Congrats anyhow.

As a basically feels-good person, I find it odd that this thread has mainly real comments and the feel-good mainly facetious.

jonesthecurl wrote:As a basically feels-good person, I find it odd that this thread has mainly real comments and the feel-good mainly facetious.

That's cause whump started the feel-good thread

its been like 8 days since i went for a surf and i dont see myself with freee time anytime soon