Conquer Club

here is a place where we can discuss the topic of heaven! anyone can talk obviously, so feel free! DISCUSS!!!!
i will talk too, but someone else should start by a comment or a question

heaven will be a complete gyp if i don't get my own X-Wing fighter and R2 unit.

i can live without a lightsabre, but if there aren't any X-Wings, i'm gonna ask for a refund.

???... why are you talking about star wars?

rocky mountain wrote:???... why are you talking about star wars?

i'm not talking about Star Wars, i'm talking about heaven. and how i want an X-Wing in heaven. i can't have one on earth. and it would have to be a fully functional X-Wing. oh, and Tie Fighters to dogfight in space. and since it's heaven, i can't die.

you told us to write about heaven. that would be heaven.




(also, to see her again, and everything would be okay. no more pain. no more sorrow. only that love; complete and enduring.)

ok, i guess there could be X-wings in heaven... but what do you picture heaven as, aside from X-wings?
anyone else want to comment on their view of heaven/afterlife?

I want a tie fighter and force powers.

rocky mountain wrote:???... why are you talking about star wars?

you never had it coming did you

Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Am I in heaven?

AndrewLC wrote:

Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Am I in heaven?

Depends. Do you have to wear tights in a Shakespearean play?

Hologram wrote:

AndrewLC wrote:

Hologram wrote:Heaven is not having to shave your legs....

Am I in heaven?

Depends. Do you have to wear tights in a Shakespearean play?

That sounds rather hellish to me, at least limboish, definitely not heavenly though.

Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Banned for three days.

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Banned for three days.

I guess a little patience is needed then

Iliad wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Iliad wrote:Is dancing mustard dead or something?

Banned for three days.

I guess a little patience is needed then

Can we get back on topic? I thought were talking about x-wing fighters.

I like pie, does anyone else have a opinion on pie?

detlef wrote:

Iliad wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Banned for three days.

I guess a little patience is needed then

Can we get back on topic? I thought were talking about x-wing fighters.

no we're talking about pie!

Indeed, a heaven lacking in pie is definitely flawed.

reminisco wrote:heaven will be a complete gyp if i don't get my own X-Wing fighter and R2 unit.

i can live without a lightsabre, but if there aren't any X-Wings, i'm gonna ask for a refund.

always been a fan of the b-wing myself.

Sev... Seventy-two virgins?

Nah, not interested... I'll stick with the overused beer volcano and stripper factory. And if we're dogfighting, I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.

Heaven is full of Unicorns and Spaghetti Monsters and Easter Bunnies and of course our creator The Great Frog.....All the waters of the earth flow from the armpits of the Great Frog !

Neoteny wrote:I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.

after your missiles are depleted, you only have 480 rounds in your M61A2 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon.. and that'll last you about 5 seconds in continuous fire. on the bright side, it won't mess up your stealth, though!

savant wrote:

Neoteny wrote:I'll take an F-22 or Su-37 over the ugly Star Wars crap. Nerds.

after your missiles are depleted, you only have 480 rounds in your M61A2 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon.. and that'll last you about 5 seconds in continuous fire. on the bright side, it won't mess up your stealth, though!

Psh. Who says I'm going to need all my missiles?

Neoteny wrote:Psh. Who says I'm going to need all my missiles?

my proton torpedoes.

This thread is heaven.