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2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:07 pm
by RedBullNation
Two figures within the New Age, the artist and theorist José Argüelles and the late ethnobotanist and psychonaut Terence McKenna, have publicized theories concerning the significance of the end of the cycle. (They arrived at their conclusions separately from one another.) They have jointly inspired a number of articles and books that this will be the end of this creation, the next pole shift or, as McKenna speculated in his theories, the end of history and events as "novel" as the origin of life on Earth, which we could not possibly imagine. Other, more mundane speculations involve a worldwide catastrophe, such as a pole shift. The idea of the significance of the date has also increasingly passed into popular culture.
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There is a common misconception of the Maya's practice of abbreviating their dates to five vigesimal places. According to the Maya there will be a baktun ending in 2012, a significant event being the end of the 13th 394 year period, but not the end of the world.

Susan Milbrath, curator of Latin American Art and Archaeology at the Florida Museum of Natural History, stated that "We [the archaeological community] have no record or knowledge that [the Maya] would think the world would come to an end" in 2012.

"For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle," says Sandra Noble, executive director of the Foundation for the Advancement of Mesoamerican Studies, Inc. in Crystal River, Fla. To render Dec. 21, 2012, as a doomsday or moment of cosmic shifting, she says, is "a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in."


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Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:10 pm
by MeDeFe
Well, I'll put my money on Angel Mike because he has a starship, thank you very much.

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:10 pm
by savant
i better start saving my chef boyardee..

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:17 pm
by Minister Masket
Was this a challenge? If so, you missed part of the point.
2012 may not be the end, it may be a new beginning.

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:57 pm
by btownmeggy
How does one become a psychonaut?

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:02 pm
by Neoteny
Eat lots of LSD...

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:04 pm
by Ditocoaf
I've always known that it isn't the "end of the world", but just the end of a phase and the beginning of a new one. This doesn't change the fact that my friends and I are going to build an anarchy castle in the mountains and get wasted.

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:30 pm
by Minister Masket
btownmeggy wrote:How does one become a psychonaut?

1) Talk to Tim Schafer
2) Break into a kiddie scout camp under cover of darkness.
3) Enter and freely explore people's minds.
4) Navigate a meat circus and defeat your childhood nightmares.

Done!

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:32 am
by Hologram
MeDeFe wrote:Well, I'll put my money on Angel Mike because he has a starship, thank you very much.

Yeah really. You can't argue with plant drinking archangel's with biomechanical starships.

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:40 am
by MeDeFe
Hologram wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Well, I'll put my money on Angel Mike because he has a starship, thank you very much.

Yeah really. You can't argue with plant drinking archangel's with biomechanical starships.

Word!

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:20 pm
by Jenos Ridan
I had my doubts the moment I'd heard about it.

Even so, better safe than sorry.

*begins inspecting guns in basement and fixing them*

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:52 pm
by Nataki Yiro
I could really couldn't care less about when the world ends...

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:10 am
by Hologram
Jenos Ridan wrote:I had my doubts the moment I'd heard about it.

Even so, better safe than sorry.

*begins inspecting guns in basement and fixing them*

Haha, join the Marine Corps and you'll get all the weapon training you need. I believe that Gresham is in RSS Salem's jurisdiction and Sgt. Clark is a pretty cool guy.

Haha, sorry, just trying to get my promotion is all.

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:33 am
by Jenos Ridan
Hologram wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:I had my doubts the moment I'd heard about it.

Even so, better safe than sorry.

*begins inspecting guns in basement and fixing them*

Haha, join the Marine Corps and you'll get all the weapon training you need. I believe that Gresham is in RSS Salem's jurisdiction and Sgt. Clark is a pretty cool guy.

Haha, sorry, just trying to get my promotion is all.


Thanks, but no. I have everything I need here. Besides, I hate to start from scratch.

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:37 am
by borox0
I thought global warming was to kill us all in 2051

Re: 2012 Apocalypse is wrong (was never right from the beginning

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:05 pm
by Hologram
borox0 wrote:I thought global warming was to kill us all in 2051

That's what Al Gore wants you to think while he builds his army of tree wielding third world children to take over the world.