Conquer Club

I'm bored shitless and I have the concentration span of a goldfish. Can't focus for the life of me, and there's nothing you can do about it. You hear me?

Stick that in your pipes and smoke it. Yeah.

Also, if I see another online application form in all my life, or if anybody asks me what my 'career motivation' is, then I will have no other option than to sigh heavily and think the words "CUNT CUNT CUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!" until the frustration is numbed.

That is all. It's been real.

you dont actually have a nob resembling a drill-bit....damn

Thread. Of. The. Year.

i guess as all my drill-bits are rusty, it would be too.

Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, which is kinda like a drill bit.

reminisco wrote:Thread. Of. The. Year.

Brownest. Nose. Of. The. Year.

firth4eva wrote:

reminisco wrote:Thread. Of. The. Year.

Brownest. Nose. Of. The. Year.

^ Least. Capable. Of. Grasping. Sarcasm. ^

Neoteny wrote:Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, which is kinda like a drill bit.

I thought that was an urban myth.

Does anybody have any non-graphic evidence of Neo's proposition?

God. Damn.


Well, something good came of this thread.
Now we can all go get some cupcakes and kick back for the rest of the afternoon.

Good work guys, high-fives all round.

Indeed.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Neoteny wrote:Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, which is kinda like a drill bit.

I thought that was an urban myth.

Does anybody have any non-graphic evidence of Neo's proposition?

did you not see Rebecca Loos in the TV programme "The Farm" where she tossed one of to get it's semen. 'Tis true.

Somewhere, somebody has that video segment as the centerpiece of their (implausibly fucked up) porn-collection.

No Joke. I bet you a tenner.

i remember that

Dancing Mustard wrote:I'm bored shitless and I have the concentration span of a goldfish. Can't focus for the life of me, and there's nothing you can do about it. You hear me?

Stick that in your pipes and smoke it. Yeah.

Also, if I see another online application form in all my life, or if anybody asks me what my 'career motivation' is, then I will have no other option than to sigh heavily and think the words "CUNT CUNT CUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!" until the frustration is numbed.

That is all. It's been real.

i enjoyed this, and can relate

I knew a guy from my hometown that got his penis wrapped around a drill bit! It happened in wood shop class at the drill press machine. Somehow he got his nut sack to close to the drill bit and his whole package got wrapped around it! We all had to leave class while our headcoach untwist his wiener and balls from the drill!

DaGip wrote:I knew a guy from my hometown that got his penis wrapped around a drill bit! It happened in wood shop class at the drill press machine. Somehow he got his nut sack to close to the drill bit and his whole package got wrapped around it! We all had to leave class while our headcoach untwist his wiener and balls from the drill!

That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard. Yep. All I can say is WHY and HOW? lol

I don't know if I believe it Gip, but it sure made me chuckle...

DaGip wrote:I knew a guy from my hometown that got his penis wrapped around a drill bit! It happened in wood shop class at the drill press machine. Somehow he got his nut sack to close to the drill bit and his whole package got wrapped around it! We all had to leave class while our headcoach untwist his wiener and balls from the drill!

ow...

Neoteny wrote:Pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, which is kinda like a drill bit.

Ah, yes, but did you hear about the lady porker whose orifice hd a left-handed thread?
Lifelong sexual frustration.

..and did you hear about the lady pig who backed into a bacon slicer?



Disaster.

(pronounced Dis-arsed-'er)