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Funny things to think about right before you die.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:17 pmby kleep
(In a car accidentally driving off a cliff)
"God I really am craving a Filet o Fish from McDonalds right now.."
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:27 pmby JACKAZZTJM
jumping of a cliff ......wow this was a shitty idea
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:45 pmby MeDeFe
"Who of you guys ordered the pizza?"
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:47 pmby firth4eva
I really can survive for 3 seconds after being decapitated.
And Jack's was funny.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:52 pmby muy_thaiguy
Crap, I forgot to get someone to account sit for me.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:08 pmby icedagger
"Thank god I took kleep with me.."
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:10 pmby cena-rules
Shit I left the oven on
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:40 pmby Nickbaldwin
Say, that's a nice knife.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:42 pmby muy_thaiguy
Now I'll never know what happened in Days of Our Lives!
(A crappy soap opera that my mom watches)
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:44 pmby Nickbaldwin
.... did Ron Paul win?
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:58 pmby DaGip
Thinking about having gay sex with your own father...that would be really fucked up!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:58 pmby kleep
icedagger wrote:"Thank god I took kleep with me.."
Ass!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:59 pmby kleep
DaGip wrote:Thinking about having gay sex with your own father...that would be really fucked up!
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA..
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
ROFL
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:03 pmby got tonkaed
i just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:12 pmby DaGip
Actually, when I die, I am going to be thinking about Humpback Whales! I will sing like a whale and flop around on my hospital bed like a whale...then I well take a big whale sized shit and eat a bucket full of shrimp. Then I will spit water in the air, pretending like I got a blow hole! (Whhhoooohoooo Hooooo...Whhheeeppp whhheeeepp! EEEwwwwww! Grrrrr whhhooop whhhoooop! EEErrrrrrr....clickity clickity click click. And that will be my Humpback Whale name! It is short for Jethro in humpback whalese)
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:50 pmby borox0
Oh no, not again.
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:45 pmby Snorri1234
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:32 pmby kleep
f*ck NOOOOOOOO!!!! I never got to see weird al live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:34 pmby Neoteny
Oh shit! The Christians were right!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:30 pmby Bavarian Raven
hehehehehe......i already pulled the pin!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:35 pmby timmytuttut88
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE...I DRINK IT UP
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:44 pmby DaGip
"I guess I could share part of my sandwich with him..." I think to myself as I see a poor starving grizzly bear in the forest...
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:39 amby reminisco
"What are you talking about? Badgers make GREAT pets!"
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:42 amby Nataki Yiro
I LOST THE GAME!!!
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:44 amby muy_thaiguy
Where's Oprah when you actually need her?!