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Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:23 pm
by jiminski
The preference for Creation versus Pepsi is not only a matter for the soul to decide, Samuel McClure and his colleagues have found. Brain scans of people whilst pondering the question show that knowing if god is listening affects their preference and activates memory-related brain regions that recall cultural influences. Thus, say the researchers, they have shown neurologically how culturally based indoctrination influences a behavioural choice.
These choices are affected by perception, wrote the researchers, because "there are visual images and marketing messages that have insinuated themselves into the nervous systems of humans that make the decision. Stained-glassed windows depicting important religious events, work in much the same way as an add campaign with Justin Timerblake!"
Even though scientists have long believed that such cultural messages affect taste perception, there had been no direct neural probes to test the effect, wrote the researchers. Findings about the effects of such cultural information on the brain have important medical implications, they wrote.
"There is literally a growing crisis in obesity, type II diabetes, and all their sequelae that result directly from or are exacerbated by overconsumption of calories. It is now strongly suspected that one major culprit is sugared Pepsi, which has largely replaced the need for spiritual fulfilment, due to its easy release of endorphins, where once the Holy Spirit obliged!" they wrote.
Besides the health implications of studying religion to sugar preference, the researchers decided to use Creation and Pepsi because-- even though the two have a nearly identical chemical and physical affect on the brain--people routinely strongly favour one over the other. Thus, the two made excellent subjects for rigorous experimental studies.
In their study, the researchers first determined the Creation versus Pepsi preference of 67 volunteer subjects, both by asking them and by subjecting them to ‘deaf tests’ in soundproofed rooms, where god could not overhear. They then gave the subjects access to either 12th century Monastic texts or sugared Pepsi they scanned the subjects' brains using functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI). In this widely used imaging technique, harmless magnetic fields and radio signals are used to measure blood flow in regions of the brain, with such flow indicating brain activity levels. In the experiments, the consumptions were preceded by either "anonymous" cues of flashes of light or pictures of Eve or a Pepsi can.
The experimental design enabled the researchers to discover the specific brain regions activated when the subjects used only taste information versus when they also had dogmatic pre-perception. While the researchers found no influence of dogmatised knowledge for Pepsi, they found a dramatic effect of the picture of Eve in a fig-leaf on behavioural preference. The dogmatic precognition of Creationism both influenced their preference and activated brain areas including the "dorsolateral prefrontal cortex" and the hippocampus. Both of these areas are implicated in modifying behavior based on emotion and affect. In particular, wrote the researchers, their findings suggest "that the hippocampus may participate in recalling cultural information that biases preference judgments."
The researchers concluded that their findings indicate that two separate brain systems--one involving taste and one recalling cultural influence--in the prefrontal cortex interact to determine preferences.
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Samuel M. McClure, Jian Li, Damon Tomlin, Kim S. Cypert, Latané M. Montague, and P. Read Montague: "Neural Correlates of Behavioral Preference for Culturally Familiar concepts"

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:26 pm
by apey
Pepsi without a doubt

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:32 pm
by jiminski
apey wrote:Pepsi without a doubt


hehe you are culturally biased!

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:35 pm
by apey
I didn't read it I just love pepsi

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:38 pm
by jiminski
apey wrote:I didn't read it I just love pepsi


;) that's what i mean...

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:40 pm
by apey
I love you too jimi

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:47 pm
by PLAYER57832
What, no coca cola?

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:19 pm
by Frigidus
PLAYER57832 wrote:What, no coca cola?


I used to be a big time Pepsi fan but I'm starting to sway more and more towards putting Coke at the top of my cola list. It's kind of sad for me. Oh, Dr. Pepper trumps both of course, that's obvious.

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:39 pm
by ignotus
apey wrote:Pepsi without a doubt

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:48 pm
by MeDeFe
Where did you get that from?

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:55 pm
by The1exile
=D> very good sir!

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:27 pm
by jiminski
Good work .. our first vote for Creationism over the Sugary soft drink.

now who was it i wonder!?

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:31 pm
by jiminski
MeDeFe wrote:Where did you get that from?


It's a little known study Med .. you know the way the media is; it will likely get exposure when the sausage machine needs feeding ;) !

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:04 pm
by khazalid
what if i like pepsi and theology? i mean they are both better than coke, lets face it..

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:07 pm
by clapper011
wtf is creation? :?

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:23 pm
by PLAYER57832
I change my vote to snickers -- chocolate, peanuts, caramel .. what more needs to be said?

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:36 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Sorry, but I REALLY hate Pepsi...

More than the theory of Creationism, even.

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:05 pm
by hecter
clapper011 wrote:wtf is creation? :?

Please please PLEASE tell me you're not serious...

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:54 pm
by PLAYER57832
hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:wtf is creation? :?

Please please PLEASE tell me you're not serious...


just means he is likely not from the US .. that is about the only place you hear of Creationism

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:58 pm
by hecter
PLAYER57832 wrote:
hecter wrote:
clapper011 wrote:wtf is creation? :?

Please please PLEASE tell me you're not serious...


just means he is likely not from the US .. that is about the only place you hear of Creationism

She's Canadian... We know about creationism...

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:33 pm
by tzor
Stained-glassed windows depicting important religious events, work in much the same way as an add campaign with Justin Timerblake!


Fascinating. You know when I was a child I had a faux stained glass Coke light. I also had a cardboard santa with a Pepsi but I only saw him around Christmas time. As a result I was a very strong Coka-Cola drinker.

Of course that was also what was around the house at the time.

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:59 pm
by PLAYER57832
I still vote "Snickers"

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:15 pm
by borox0
clapper011 wrote:wtf is creation? :?

Knowing about various soft drinks is far more important than knowledge on creationism :roll:

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:44 pm
by CoffeeCream
PLAYER57832 wrote:What, no coca cola?


No, but how about Heavy Cola? I heard most CC players prefer him in a taste test when pitted against Pepsi & Creationism.

Re: Creation versus Pepsi: It's all in the head

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:51 pm
by reminisco
i think coffee cream needs to switch to decaf!

wha-wha-wha-what!

are you suggesting a change to the poll?!

awesome! hey guys, make a new poll so that john oliver might smoke it.
(actually, i only like the first line of this entire post. the rest of it is garbage. i just really wanted to drop that line, because it is an awesome line that rules.)