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Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:25 am
by Minister Masket
Okey theeennn. It's been a while since my last "freaky" topic, so here's my latest one. For the past week I've been reading a very intriguing book called, natch: "Apocalypse 2012" and in it are some very good arguments about how the world will end on December 21, 2012 (21/12/12) (12/21/12 - for the Yanks' silly date style). Anyhoo, there are 10 main points about how this will come about and I've broken them down in CC-like chunks for the idiots among you.

1) This is popular knowledge already, but for those who don't know, the Mayan calander runs out on December 21st, 2012. Now, the Mayan were an ancient and complex civilization lving just north of the Aztecs, and they did predict alot of events that happened after their empire was destroyed. They think it's not the end of everything, but the start of a "new age".

2) The Sun. Some of you may know that it follows an 11 year cycle of activity - going from huge bursts of activity to quietning down and back again in 11 years. Since 1940, for no reason at all, it's been rising in activity and releasing hge bursts of solar flares and the like, which can prove dangerous to the Earth. Some of you may remember the Canada blackout a few years back. 2005 was a "solar minimum" year, but actually saw the Sun literally exploding with activity which "may" have caused the super hurricane season that year, including Katrina. If the Sun can do that at minimum, think what it could do at maximum, which is, oh look, in 2012!

3) Storms here on Earth are related to the Suns activity. So with huge solar flares, comes sooped-up huricanes here. Maybe twice the destructive power of Katrina.

4) Something you may have heard about is that the Earth's magnetic field is losing strength, due to an imminent reversal in the field. This is perfectly natural, it happens every few hundred thousand years or so, but for about a hundred years or so, the Earth will have no protection from the Sun's radiation. At all. Cracks are already appearing in the field...

5) Russian geophysicists believe that the Solar System itself is entering a huge interstellar "energy cloud". They think this could be the reason why the Sun has gone haywire, and it could have un-told consequences on the planets too. Probable time-frame when we fully enter the cloud? 2010-2020.

6) The Earth almost always goes through a huge extinction event every 65 million years. Physicists are now 99% sure that we are now overdue for the next one...

7) The Yellowstone super-volcano is poised to erupt with positivly nasty consequences for North America and the world at large. The last super-eruption wiped out 90% of the human population 74,000 years ago.

8) It isn't only the Mayans. The Chinese and Hindus are also predicting a major end-point sometime around 2012, with books such as the I Ching and Chinese Book of Changes.

9) The Middle-East. The triparite religions of Christian, Jew and Muslims are preparing for Armegeddon, with many planning to cause it. Israel especially is the one place to watch. Who knows? Maybe the Apocalypse is the one event that human beings have the power to prevent.

10) Have a nice day.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:30 am
by mr. incrediball
b-but... daGip's bible prophecy says the end will come june 26th this year...




if what you say is true, i don't think the whole of humanity will die, but huge amounts of it will. :(


just luck that 2012 is the year of the olympics, euro 2012, my 18th birthday... hopefully all that won't get fucked up.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:34 am
by Minister Masket
The Olympics will be over by December.

Also, has anyone heard of that new Christian Theme Park called the "Galilee World Heritage Park" being built near the sea of Galilee? Guess when it opens!
2012!

There's too many "coincidences" here to ignore.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:39 am
by mr. incrediball
Minister Masket wrote:The Olympics will be over by December.


ah, but what you've described to us will be a very long, painful apocalypse.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:40 am
by ignotus
In my bed with Barbie twins! =P~

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:43 am
by Ntetos
I'ts true. A couple of months ago a crazy priest was telling in all TV channels that the Apocalypse will happen on 2012. He wasn't crazy after all.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:08 am
by Gypsys Kiss
My question is...................will I have to deadbeat?

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:11 am
by firth4eva
Accordingly, several eclectic authors claim that a major, world-changing event will take place in 2012:

* The 1997 book The Bible Code claims that, according to certain algorithms of the Bible code, a meteor, asteroid or comet will collide with the Earth.
* The 2006 book 2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl by Daniel Pinchbeck discusses theories of a possible global awakening to psychic connection by the year 2012, creating a noosphere.

Other prophecies and apocalyptic writings and hypotheses for this year include:

* Terence McKenna's numerological novelty theory suggests a point of singularity in which humankind will go through a great shift in consciousness.
* Some proponents of a peak oil catastrophe place major events in 2012. Richard C. Duncan's book The Peak of World Oil Production and the Road To The Olduvai Gorge claims that the Olduvai cliff will begin and permanent blackouts will occur worldwide. Several studies predict a peak in oil production in or around 2012

"2012: The War for Souls" by author Whitley Strieber is a fictional novel about three parallel earths and the occurrences leading up to December 21, 2012 in each as the walls between them begin to thin and allow passage through gateways to the others.
Fictional? I think not.

I am legend is also set in this year. I've only seen the film but if that happens. We will be screwed

Yeah. It's wikipedia.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:10 am
by jnd94
I definately believe in this stuff. I'll be a senior in high school, and hopefully I can get a gun license by then. If it's a natural apocalypse, Im thinking about burrowing underground. There are no fault lines near here,, so in theory it should be fine.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:51 am
by autoload
These are the days...

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:58 am
by moviemayhem
il probably be lying in bed when the world ends. lol. its a brilliant time because 2012 is when London hosts the olympics

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:00 pm
by reminisco
i will survive the chaos and uncertainty with my trusty Nerf Crotchbat, the weapon of choice of all badasses.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:23 pm
by Snorri1234
mr. incrediball wrote:b-but... daGip's bible prophecy says the end will come june 26th this year...


Yes indeed. It's obvious that this prediction about 2012 is false.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:23 pm
by Minister Masket
Snorri1234 wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:b-but... daGip's bible prophecy says the end will come june 26th this year...


Yes indeed. It's obvious that this prediction about 2012 is false.

Yes, but DaGip is a raving lunatic who thinks Ron Paul should be president. In a picnic, he'd be the lizard.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:26 pm
by mr. incrediball
Minister Masket wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:b-but... daGip's bible prophecy says the end will come june 26th this year...


Yes indeed. It's obvious that this prediction about 2012 is false.

Yes, but DaGip is a raving lunatic who thinks Ron Paul should be president. In a picnic, he'd be the lizard.


so... how's he different from anyone else on this site?

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:52 pm
by Minister Masket
mr. incrediball wrote:
so... how's he different from anyone else on this site?

Many people here make alot of sense. True views on the world and people in it, can be found here and in similar places.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:59 pm
by Shitman079
What I'm suprised about mostly, is that MM didnt include "the entering of the planet Nibiru" into the solar system..

Apparently, according to some conspiracy theories, there is a tenth planet which has an eliptical orbit around the sun, and every 3600 years it enters the solar system in between mars and Jupiter....apparently it is due to cause apocalyptic problems in 2012, as it will cause the earth not to rotate or sumfink....causing major tidal waves....oh yes, and reptilians live on this planet, and will invade us and do horrible things to our bums...which may be alright for guiscard and Gai_TugGuy, but not for your average human being...anyway, it is entertaining, but taken with a large pinch of ketamin...science fiction in action:

Watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkv4chj47XY

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:55 pm
by Jamie
Minister Masket wrote:7) The Yellowstone super-volcano is poised to erupt with positivly nasty consequences for North America and the world at large. The last super-eruption wiped out 90% of the human population 74,000 years ago.



There was no human population 74,000 years ago. Humans as we know them didn't show up til about 50,000 years ago. Christians will say 10,000 but too much evidence has been found for that to be true.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:14 pm
by SolidLuigi
this thread made me think of this http://endofourworld.ytmnd.com/ (hope you can read fast)

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:09 am
by Iliad
Gypsys Kiss wrote:My question is...................will I have to deadbeat?

the real question is if I survive can I leave you a negative?

Andy yeah I guess we will just have to wait and see but just make sure you have done everything by 2012 :wink:

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:16 pm
by Minister Masket
Jamie wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:7) The Yellowstone super-volcano is poised to erupt with positivly nasty consequences for North America and the world at large. The last super-eruption wiped out 90% of the human population 74,000 years ago.



There was no human population 74,000 years ago. Humans as we know them didn't show up til about 50,000 years ago. Christians will say 10,000 but too much evidence has been found for that to be true.

Oh, excuse me. Pre-human species, whoever they were, whatever. It's still the reason why our gene pool is shallower than your average kiddie dip.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:58 pm
by btownmeggy
Minister Masket wrote:4) Something you may have heard about is that the Earth's magnetic field is losing strength, due to an imminent reversal in the field. This is perfectly natural, it happens every few hundred thousand years or so, but for about a hundred years or so, the Earth will have no protection from the Sun's radiation. At all. Cracks are already appearing in the field...


There was a super-di-duper Nova about this! It's so frightening when you hear about it! But, whew, in the last 15 minutes they talked about the actual effects it would have on Earth life. About a 5% increase in the instance of cancer. Oh, ok.

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:59 pm
by Neoteny
btownmeggy wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:4) Something you may have heard about is that the Earth's magnetic field is losing strength, due to an imminent reversal in the field. This is perfectly natural, it happens every few hundred thousand years or so, but for about a hundred years or so, the Earth will have no protection from the Sun's radiation. At all. Cracks are already appearing in the field...


There was a super-di-duper Nova about this! It's so frightening when you hear about it! But, whew, in the last 15 minutes they talked about the actual effects it would have on Earth life. About a 5% increase in the instance of cancer. Oh, ok.


But... scientists don't really know what will happen...

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:04 pm
by btownmeggy
Neoteny wrote:But... scientists don't really know what will happen...


Sure.
[It] might make dragons that might eat us up.


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/scien ... yt&emc=rss

Re: Apocalypse 2012: Where Will You Be?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:05 pm
by Neoteny
Don't mind me, I'm being sarcastic.