Smallest dick of all time NSFW

by **Utafar** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:37 pm

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:lol:

don't ask me how I came across this.......................LOOOOONG story

by **apey** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:40 pm

roflmfao

what the freakin hell are you doin trollin the net lookin for.......oh crap this ain't FW

That is what I call a pee pee so tiny it is inverted

there is you visual timmy

by **Utafar** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:45 pm

I got into a discussion about things of this nature on gamespy arcade, someone posted I link, I click............you know the rest

I didnt believe it was possible, BUT I WAS WRONG

by **hecter** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:46 pm

I wonder if that's a post op...

by **The Weird One** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:58 pm

NOES!!! I missed eet.

Oh well, I doubt it was much that I missed.

by **Harijan** on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:37 pm

From Craigslist "best of" category:

Reactions to small dick!

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Date: 2008-03-04, 2:52PM CST

I have a very small penis. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I've come to terms with it and now I've even found someone who will date me in spite of it. Nevertheless, the moment when I expose myself has always provided a bit of consternation and some interest moments. At the suggestion of some others on other board, I'm posting a few anecdotes based on this experience. Enjoy.

From a blonde who was chewing gum at the time..."So, I mean, is this it???"

"Yikes, Andrea said you were small but...wow!"

From another girl, holding it between her index finger and thumb, "Why don't you just use your hand."

I had just gone home with a girl who provided some 420 fun, "Wow...I hope you know how to eat this cooch!"

From a girl who gave me oral, "Well at least there's no chance I'll gag!"

Doggystyle and balls deep, "C'mon baby, you can do it!"

From a sweet girl with a complete look of shock, "Well, it makes your balls look really big."

"Oh, cute. It's like a little button!"

"Do you think it'll ever get any bigger?"

"Do you mind if I just rub it for a while?" And after I came, "Wow, I never thought something so small would make such a mess!"

From the drunk girls...

"You've got to be kidding me! Can I take a picture of that!?!?"

Giggling..."I've seen small cocks before but goddam"

"Sorry, but this is just f'ing pointless!"

As soon as I lowered my pants, "You poor thing!"

After sex and cuddling, "I should hook you up with my friend Stacy. She was saying that small dicks don't bother her."

Mean drunk girl, "I seriously think this is the size of a paperclip. I mean one of those bigger ones." She actually got a paperclip out of her purse and compared.

On breaking up..

"Good luck ever finding someone who wants that pindick."

"I'm telling every single one of my friends that you have a three inch cock. Keep fucking whining and I won't even exaggerate that much!"

"I lied. It is by FAR the smallest fucking cock I've ever seen."

When I found out she was cheating and demanded the truth, "Oh my God, you sniveling little f*ck. Because his cock is long and fat and I can actually feel it slide into me."

by **Hitman079** on Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:51 am

some NSFW images, but:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm or just over 2 inches but otherwise formed normally is referred to in a medical context as having the micropenis condition.

by **DaGip** on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:03 am

Norse wrote:The truth!!
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by **Hitman079** on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:04 am

What's all this, DaGip? They may take action for your multiple posts of that picture...
We cannot lose another :cry:

by **brooksieb** on Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:48 am

lol hows that gonna park its self in the garage

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:44 pm

Heh heh, this thread ought to be sticked so that people who log on here drunk can read it and feel good about themselves (Y'know, instead of babbling inanely at randoms)