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Favourite chants

Postby cena-rules on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:56 pm

Any sport.

two of my faves

Shearer, wherever u may be,
We're all glad u fucked your knee,
Bellamy was right,
You're fucking shite,
You won f*ck all in black and white

He dives to the left
He dives to the right
That boy Ronaldo
Hes fucking shite
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:58 pm

My old man said "be a Yeovil fan"
I said "f*ck off, bollocks, you're a cunt, YOU'RE A CUNT!"
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby cena-rules on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:02 pm

who do ya support jr?
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:05 pm

Weymouth. We hate Y****l, but sadly they've gone up the divisions and we just don't get the chance to play them any more... :(
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby cena-rules on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:05 pm

ok
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby apey on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:28 pm

f*ck f*ck f*ck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutan
support you local zoo




yeah i am bored :roll:
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby riggable on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:37 pm

This is a chant we chant before Ultimate Frisbee games:


El Camino. El El Camino.
El Camino. El El Camino.
The front is like a car
the back is like a truck
the front is where you ride
the back is where you f-
El Camino. El El Camino
Etc.

Repeat 3x, getting louder each time.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby got tonkaed on Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:54 pm

The hatton or lewis wonderland bits i liked, though i suppose they worked a bit better with lewis, since it only gotten hatton knocked out.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby jnd94 on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:00 pm

apey wrote:f*ck f*ck f*ck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutan
support you local zoo




yeah i am bored :roll:


I was schooled in th chant that it was "69 a porcupine, boy I love the zoo" But the top 2 were the same.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:21 pm

Well, a popular one at CSU vs Wyoming games is when the CSU section goes "CSU!" Then the Wyoming side goes "F*ck you!" Come to think of it, in many rival and border war games, similar chants are made. Though one made at every game is:

"In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here, and when we've gone from here, our friends will be drinkin' all our beer!"
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby kingprawn on Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:12 am

If I had the arse of a camel
and I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below :D
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:24 am

kingprawn wrote:If I had the arse of a camel
and I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below :D



shit on, shit on
shit on the bastards below,below
shit on, shit on
shit on the bastards below


in 1962, we went to division 2
the Stretfordend cried out
f*ck off to all sky blue
Joe Mercer came
we played the game
we went to Rotherham
we won 1-0
and now we're back in division 1
since then we've won the league
we've won the cup
we've won in Europe to
and when we bit them red twats
we'll sing this song to you



CITY,CITY,CITY :lol:
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby Hologram on Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:19 am

Hey Army
What are you doing?
Get off your tanks and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.

Hey Air Force
What are you doing?
Get off your planes and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.

Hey Navy
What are you doing?
Get off your boats and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.

Hey Coast Guard
What the hell's the Coast Guard?
Get off your butts and follow me
I am Marine Corps infantry.


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Re: Favourite chants

Postby Shitman079 on Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:47 am

Que sera sera
Whatever will be, will be
We're going to wembley!
Que sera sera


One man went to kill, went to kill a scummer
One man and his baseball bat, went to kill a scummer
Two men went to kill, went to kill a scummer
Two men and their baseball bats, went to kill a scummer
Three men went to kill, went to kill a scummer
Three men and their baseball bats, went to kill a scummer
....Repeat until scummer is vicously beaten

He's fat, He's scouse
He's gonna rob your house
It's wayne rooney! Wayne Rooney!


If Carson played for England so could I!
If Carson played for England so could I!
If Carson played for England, Carson played for England
If Carson played for England so could I!


Posh spice is a slapper
She wears a wonder bra
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Kranjcar


To everton fans:

You nicked my stereo! You nicked my stereo!
You nicked my stereo! You nicked my stereo!
Give me my wheels back! Give me my wheels back!
Give me my wheels back! Give me my wheels back!


To West Ham fans:

You can shove those fucking bubbles up your arse!
You can shove those fucking bubbles up your arse!
Shove those fucking bubbles, shove those fucking bubbles
Shove those fucking bubbles up your arse!
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby reminisco on Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:18 pm

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
burn motherfucker burn!


the famous chant that the bystanders offered up as the just previously firebombed M.O.V.E. house in Philadelphia was engulfed in flames.

you may have heard it before in a Bloodhound Gang song (they're from the burbs of Philly)
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby firth4eva on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:50 pm

At castleford the other week they all started chanting
"Hit his, hit his head
Hit his, hit his head
Hit his, hit his head
Hit his fucking head off"
I found that pretty funny.

As well as
"You what?
You what?
You what, you what you what?"

Can't think of any more right now.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby Shitman079 on Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:13 pm

He's only a poor little scummer
His face was all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore!


Man city fans, after the tanoy announced that the Man city fans had behaved impeccably during the minute silence at old trafford:

We are impeccable
We are impeccable
We are impeccable
We are impeccable


:lol:

Birmingham City....random chant:

I'd rather be a sausage than an egg
I'd rather be a sausage than an egg
I'd rather be a sausage than an egg
I'd rather be a sausage than an egg
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby firth4eva on Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:29 pm

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
you look in your dustbin for something to eat
when you find a dead dog you think its a treat
in your Liverpool slums.....

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
you can't get a job cos you're so fucking thick
in your Liverpool slums...

In your Liverpool slums
in your Liverpool slums
you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair
all of your
kids are in council care
in your Liverpool slums
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby Shitman079 on Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:43 pm

firth4eva wrote:In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
you look in your dustbin for something to eat
when you find a dead dog you think its a treat
in your Liverpool slums.....

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
you can't get a job cos you're so fucking thick
in your Liverpool slums...

In your Liverpool slums
in your Liverpool slums
you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair
all of your
kids are in council care
in your Liverpool slums


Classic :lol:

The great thing about scousers, is that their so easy to wind up. Went to the Everton v pompey game a couple of years ago, full house, pompey took 4 thousand up. Shit game, but singing "you'll never walk alone" to the everton fans had them jumping about going mad like the apes they are..after the 10th time of singing it, they had accepted their chanting defeat..except for this one skin-head guy wearing a beige jacket...he was still hopping about foaming at the mouth, so everyone started singing "who's the wanker in the beige"...even all the everton fans were laughing at him..quality stuff.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby Dekloren on Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:18 pm

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Re: Favourite chants

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:29 pm

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Re: Favourite chants

Postby Dekloren on Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:32 pm

Well, to think that fire brought down building 7, a 47 story steel skyscraper, in a symmetrical fashion, that was 200+feet away from the towers, kind of makes you the nut job.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby 0ojakeo0 on Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:49 pm

( we were playing B.C High)

B.C High
B.C low
Thats were all the faggots go
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:14 pm

West Brom fans singng about Wolves fans(every match does not matter who they play).


Sam Dingle,Sam Dingle, Sam Dingle,Sam Dingle


Chelsea fans in the 80's. they use to bring shit loads of Celery to the match. then they just start throwing it all over the show whilst singing.

celery,celery,celery.
celery, celery, celery.
very funny sight to see.
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Re: Favourite chants

Postby war_bloodline on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:18 pm

CC Hockey matches against Denver University.

we chat at the goaltender......

"Mannino (DU's goaltender), Mannino, you suck dick!"

we do this for other goaltenders too, it's funny when teams from the east come out and when they hear that, they look up at us in shock..............which shows what wimps they are.

after a Powerplay if the other team does not win then us CC fans chat after the speaker says it is five on five again we yell "And they still Suck"
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