Conquer Club

I've just about had enough of my fucking dentist. I stroll in and she begins examining my pearly-whites with those poky-thingamajiggers that dentists use. She stabs me in the gums and comments, "You're gums are bleeding."

"Well no fucking shit. What do you expect when you stab someone in the gums with your poky-thingamajigger?"

She ignores me. When she's finished stabbing my brains out and telling me how, "You need to floss better," she starts polishing my pearls. Guess what the f*ck she does? She starts asking me questions while her polishing-thingamajigger is in my mouth. How the f*ck does she expect me to answer?

That just about blew me over the edge. When she finally finished, I threw her dentistry thingamajiggers on the ground. "I'm tired of you sticking your equipment in my mouth." I exclaimed. "It's my turn now."

I took out my equipment and stuck it in her mouth until her gums bled.

She wasn't even a looker.


ECX

El Capitan X wrote:I've just about had enough of my fucking dentist. I stroll in and she begins examining my pearly-whites with those poky-thingamajiggers that dentists use. She stabs me in the gums and comments, "You're gums are bleeding."

"Well no fucking shit. What do you expect when you stab someone in the gums with your poky-thingamajigger?"

She ignores me. When she's finished stabbing my brains out and telling me how, "You need to floss better," she starts polishing my pearls. Guess what the f*ck she does? She starts asking me questions while her polishing-thingamajigger is in my mouth. How the f*ck does she expect me to answer?

That just about blew me over the edge. When she finally finished, I threw her dentistry thingamajiggers on the ground. "I'm tired of you sticking your equipment in my mouth." I exclaimed. "It's my turn now."

I took out my equipment and stuck it in her mouth until her gums bled.

She wasn't even a looker.


ECX

And the fish was this big!

ignotus wrote:

El Capitan X wrote:I've just about had enough of my fucking dentist. I stroll in and she begins examining my pearly-whites with those poky-thingamajiggers that dentists use. She stabs me in the gums and comments, "You're gums are bleeding."

"Well no fucking shit. What do you expect when you stab someone in the gums with your poky-thingamajigger?"

She ignores me. When she's finished stabbing my brains out and telling me how, "You need to floss better," she starts polishing my pearls. Guess what the f*ck she does? She starts asking me questions while her polishing-thingamajigger is in my mouth. How the f*ck does she expect me to answer?

That just about blew me over the edge. When she finally finished, I threw her dentistry thingamajiggers on the ground. "I'm tired of you sticking your equipment in my mouth." I exclaimed. "It's my turn now."

I took out my equipment and stuck it in her mouth until her gums bled.

She wasn't even a looker.


ECX

And the fish was this big!

You mean the equipment, right?

MeDeFe wrote:

ignotus wrote:

El Capitan X wrote:I've just about had enough of my fucking dentist. I stroll in and she begins examining my pearly-whites with those poky-thingamajiggers that dentists use. She stabs me in the gums and comments, "You're gums are bleeding."

"Well no fucking shit. What do you expect when you stab someone in the gums with your poky-thingamajigger?"

She ignores me. When she's finished stabbing my brains out and telling me how, "You need to floss better," she starts polishing my pearls. Guess what the f*ck she does? She starts asking me questions while her polishing-thingamajigger is in my mouth. How the f*ck does she expect me to answer?

That just about blew me over the edge. When she finally finished, I threw her dentistry thingamajiggers on the ground. "I'm tired of you sticking your equipment in my mouth." I exclaimed. "It's my turn now."

I took out my equipment and stuck it in her mouth until her gums bled.

She wasn't even a looker.


ECX

And the fish was this big!

You mean the equipment, right?

Maybe...

I'll be honest, I thought that was pretty funny

Dear dear. How will the "Captein" maintain his personal hygene now?