women
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:24 pmwhat are they good for?
absolutely nothing.
[guitar solo]
absolutely nothing.
[guitar solo]
* background singing*
"Absolutley nothing"
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:24 pmPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:25 pmPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:27 pmhaha cheers
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:30 pmlol@u
mine cooks!
I'm telling her what's going on here and she claims she cleans too.
mine cooks!
I'm telling her what's going on here and she claims she cleans too.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:32 pmFor porn.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:42 pm2dimes wrote:lol@u
mine cooks!
I'm telling her what's going on here and she claims she cleans too.
domestication is an illusion - kick her out!
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:48 pmWhen you're married in North America there is no "kicking her out". You have to leave and continue to pay for her house.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:56 pmthere are knives in the kitchen.. i wonder if a post-nup is accepted in court..
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:58 pmPre-nups are pretty usless here post wouldn't be much better. Take your lumps ya sissy.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:28 pmIt was may the 14th, 1986: little mac had just stopped having fun with a girl, he was young so he fell asleep after all the excitement.....the next day he saw to his suprise, the mirror had been written on......WITH LIPSTICK!, here's the chilling message it had on it "WELCOME TO THE AIDS CLUB...." little mac looked again, it still had the description on it, little mac is still alive living as a hermit, Post this 3 times on 3 other threads so little mac wont come and give you aids....
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:32 pm
khaz hasnt met the right woman yet 
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:26 pmTakes an eternity to grab the concept
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:59 pmGirls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:52 pmMy wife is truly beautiful, is good to me, lives to make me happy, and I am. However, as Socrates said:
...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:24 pmA good question.
When someone comes up with an answer that consists of more than "some of them look alright, I guess" let me know.
I'm not bitter
When someone comes up with an answer that consists of more than "some of them look alright, I guess" let me know.
I'm not bitter
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:27 pmI forgor breasts. Sorry 
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:30 pmAnd criticising.
They are jolly good at that.
They are jolly good at that.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:31 pmAh, this thread has made me feel whole.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:31 pmsuggs wrote:I forgor breasts. Sorry
/me likey
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:33 pmYes, you have to give them that. They are darn good at having breasts.
But sadly, all too many of them seem to delight in "a personality" or "independant spirit" over and above their only real purpose,
TO GET A HUGE BOOB JOB ASAP.
Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.
But sadly, all too many of them seem to delight in "a personality" or "independant spirit" over and above their only real purpose,
TO GET A HUGE BOOB JOB ASAP.
Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:35 pmThe DD's, at any rate.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:35 pmsuggs wrote:
Hmm, to forestall any sexism allegations, i should make it clear that i love women.
And boobs?
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:37 pmFruitcake wrote:My wife is truly beautiful, is good to me, lives to make me happy, and I am. However, as Socrates said:
...if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Of course, Socrates had an... interesting... wife.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:39 pmI tend not to love boobs.
Boobs get very jumpy-they prefer a straightforward "Grope n' Grab" in my experience. Boobs arent really up for the whole relationship thing.
Another point in their favour.
But I'm very fond of boobs. They are reliable, come in a variety of forms, and make excellent additions to one's lounge.
Boobs get very jumpy-they prefer a straightforward "Grope n' Grab" in my experience. Boobs arent really up for the whole relationship thing.
Another point in their favour.
But I'm very fond of boobs. They are reliable, come in a variety of forms, and make excellent additions to one's lounge.
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:42 pmsuggs wrote:I tend not to love boobs.
Boobs get very jumpy-they prefer a straightforward "Grope n' Grab" in my experience. Boobs arent really up for the whole relationship thing.
Another point in their favour.
But I'm very fond of boobs. They are reliable, come in a variety of forms, and make excellent additions to one's lounge.
You're so...LOL.