The Esoog Project - Esoog needs new flesh

HAI. We in the esoog a si !selttikS clan are looking for new members. Although normally recruitment threads go into callouts, we thought we'd do it here as the kind of people we are looking to attract lurk here and not in callouts.
We started from a group of idiots who spent too much time yelling at each other over msn, and spreading into the mafia community and so on. We have various mafia players amoungst us, such as crazy theorists like Mandy, protown heroes like GT, crazy frenchman like Ga7, angry drunks like Skittles, and general bastards like kalishnikov.
Annnnnywho, to the point then. As you may have seen, Koesen is leaving the site. Which means we have lost one of our K's, we need a replacement. We are looking at taking in anyone at the moment who does not have a k, but we are mostly looking for someone with a K username. K? WE NEED K'S NAO. Preferably a mafia player, or someone willing to play mafia.
For new recruits we offer a new program. The MAFIA ELITIST BASTIDS program. We will debug you, insert chips into your brain and spinal column, then reprogram you to our liking. We offer various courses in an attempt to make a new Koesen to make up for our loss. Such as fakeclaiming 101, taking advantage of the wiki, screwing up town as effectively as possible 201 and so forth.
SO JOIN ALREADY.
We started from a group of idiots who spent too much time yelling at each other over msn, and spreading into the mafia community and so on. We have various mafia players amoungst us, such as crazy theorists like Mandy, protown heroes like GT, crazy frenchman like Ga7, angry drunks like Skittles, and general bastards like kalishnikov.
Annnnnywho, to the point then. As you may have seen, Koesen is leaving the site. Which means we have lost one of our K's, we need a replacement. We are looking at taking in anyone at the moment who does not have a k, but we are mostly looking for someone with a K username. K? WE NEED K'S NAO. Preferably a mafia player, or someone willing to play mafia.
For new recruits we offer a new program. The MAFIA ELITIST BASTIDS program. We will debug you, insert chips into your brain and spinal column, then reprogram you to our liking. We offer various courses in an attempt to make a new Koesen to make up for our loss. Such as fakeclaiming 101, taking advantage of the wiki, screwing up town as effectively as possible 201 and so forth.
SO JOIN ALREADY.