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The Esoog Project - Esoog needs new flesh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:29 pm
by Skoffin
HAI. We in the esoog a si !selttikS clan are looking for new members. Although normally recruitment threads go into callouts, we thought we'd do it here as the kind of people we are looking to attract lurk here and not in callouts.
We started from a group of idiots who spent too much time yelling at each other over msn, and spreading into the mafia community and so on. We have various mafia players amoungst us, such as crazy theorists like Mandy, protown heroes like GT, crazy frenchman like Ga7, angry drunks like Skittles, and general bastards like kalishnikov.

Annnnnywho, to the point then. As you may have seen, Koesen is leaving the site. Which means we have lost one of our K's, we need a replacement. We are looking at taking in anyone at the moment who does not have a k, but we are mostly looking for someone with a K username. K? WE NEED K'S NAO. Preferably a mafia player, or someone willing to play mafia.
For new recruits we offer a new program. The MAFIA ELITIST BASTIDS program. We will debug you, insert chips into your brain and spinal column, then reprogram you to our liking. We offer various courses in an attempt to make a new Koesen to make up for our loss. Such as fakeclaiming 101, taking advantage of the wiki, screwing up town as effectively as possible 201 and so forth.

SO JOIN ALREADY.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:32 pm
by nagerous
This program receives the NAG seal of approval. :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:33 pm
by Skoffin
Quick, start seeking out mafia player's with K names!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:41 pm
by william18
I already sent in an application, but I'l just post to say I want to join.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:43 pm
by Skoffin
O rly? Then perhaps I should make people aware of this:

I RARELY CHECK THE APPLICATION LIST. SO MIGHT BE AN IDEA TO INFORM ME YOU APPLIED.

Thar we go.

(Oh snap, there's like... 10 people on that list... )

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:56 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
I'll join!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:26 pm
by kwanton
The KKK will rise again!

Wait....


That came out wrong....

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:30 pm
by Fircoal
I want to join.. ;)

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:27 am
by Skittles!
kwanton wrote:The KKK will rise again!

Wait....


That came out wrong....

:lol: You let them in why we need K's.. Dammit!

RUN! *poofs in a cloud of esoog droppings*

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:31 am
by lord voldemort
Fircoal wrote:I want to join.. ;)
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why would we want you

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:32 am
by Skittles!
You should state who we have in our group..

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:13 am
by dsmsc1991
I'll join. But i doubt Skoff will want that :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:43 am
by lalaland
Is L close enough to K? :wink:
I could probably use the remedial Mafia classes....

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:18 pm
by nagerous
Skoff sets up a recruitment thread but doesn't actually accept anyone that applies... :lol:


More K's people. More K's!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:43 pm
by Skoffin
dsmsc1991 wrote:I'll join. But i doubt Skoff will want that :lol:

Who the hell are you?

nagerous wrote:Skoff sets up a recruitment thread but doesn't actually accept anyone that applies... :lol:


More K's people. More K's!


You're not supposed to tell them that. Keep them hopefull!



So far we've had C's, a T, S's, W's and L's, but so far no K's! Come on people, we need you!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:46 pm
by dsmsc1991
Skoffin wrote:
dsmsc1991 wrote:I'll join. But i doubt Skoff will want that :lol:

Who the hell are you?

Skittles 'Friend'

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:50 pm
by Skoffin
...oh right.

NO!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:51 pm
by dsmsc1991
Skoffin wrote:...oh right.

NO!

I already knew you'd say that. Don't really care anymore.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:52 pm
by Anarkistsdream
I'll be an 'A' for you, Skoffin.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:12 pm
by Skoffin
Heh.

Esoogs, kiwi never answered his PM! Esoogs, attack!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:29 pm
by william18
You didn't sign me up!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:30 pm
by Skoffin
STOP MAKING ME DO STUFF

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:30 pm
by william18
but I want to join!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:34 pm
by Skoffin
You're in next-gen aren't you? Don't they have a 'one clan only' rule?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:35 pm
by william18
Skoffin wrote:You're in next-gen aren't you? Don't they have a 'one clan only' rule?


There is no such rule.