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The Esoog Project - Esoog needs new flesh

Postby Skoffin on Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:29 pm

HAI. We in the esoog a si !selttikS clan are looking for new members. Although normally recruitment threads go into callouts, we thought we'd do it here as the kind of people we are looking to attract lurk here and not in callouts.
We started from a group of idiots who spent too much time yelling at each other over msn, and spreading into the mafia community and so on. We have various mafia players amoungst us, such as crazy theorists like Mandy, protown heroes like GT, crazy frenchman like Ga7, angry drunks like Skittles, and general bastards like kalishnikov.

Annnnnywho, to the point then. As you may have seen, Koesen is leaving the site. Which means we have lost one of our K's, we need a replacement. We are looking at taking in anyone at the moment who does not have a k, but we are mostly looking for someone with a K username. K? WE NEED K'S NAO. Preferably a mafia player, or someone willing to play mafia.
For new recruits we offer a new program. The MAFIA ELITIST BASTIDS program. We will debug you, insert chips into your brain and spinal column, then reprogram you to our liking. We offer various courses in an attempt to make a new Koesen to make up for our loss. Such as fakeclaiming 101, taking advantage of the wiki, screwing up town as effectively as possible 201 and so forth.

SO JOIN ALREADY.
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Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:32 pm

This program receives the NAG seal of approval. :wink:
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Postby Skoffin on Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:33 pm

Quick, start seeking out mafia player's with K names!
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Postby william18 on Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:41 pm

I already sent in an application, but I'l just post to say I want to join.
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Postby Skoffin on Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:43 pm

O rly? Then perhaps I should make people aware of this:

I RARELY CHECK THE APPLICATION LIST. SO MIGHT BE AN IDEA TO INFORM ME YOU APPLIED.

Thar we go.

(Oh snap, there's like... 10 people on that list... )
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:56 pm

I'll join!
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Postby kwanton on Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:26 pm

The KKK will rise again!

Wait....


That came out wrong....
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:30 pm

I want to join.. ;)
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:27 am

kwanton wrote:The KKK will rise again!

Wait....


That came out wrong....

:lol: You let them in why we need K's.. Dammit!

RUN! *poofs in a cloud of esoog droppings*
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Postby lord voldemort on Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:31 am

Fircoal wrote:I want to join.. ;)
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why would we want you
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Postby Skittles! on Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:32 am

You should state who we have in our group..
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Postby dsmsc1991 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:13 am

I'll join. But i doubt Skoff will want that :lol:
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Postby lalaland on Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:43 am

Is L close enough to K? :wink:
I could probably use the remedial Mafia classes....
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Postby nagerous on Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:18 pm

Skoff sets up a recruitment thread but doesn't actually accept anyone that applies... :lol:


More K's people. More K's!
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:43 pm

dsmsc1991 wrote:I'll join. But i doubt Skoff will want that :lol:

Who the hell are you?

nagerous wrote:Skoff sets up a recruitment thread but doesn't actually accept anyone that applies... :lol:


More K's people. More K's!


You're not supposed to tell them that. Keep them hopefull!



So far we've had C's, a T, S's, W's and L's, but so far no K's! Come on people, we need you!
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Postby dsmsc1991 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:46 pm

Skoffin wrote:
dsmsc1991 wrote:I'll join. But i doubt Skoff will want that :lol:

Who the hell are you?

Skittles 'Friend'
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:50 pm

...oh right.

NO!
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Postby dsmsc1991 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:51 pm

Skoffin wrote:...oh right.

NO!

I already knew you'd say that. Don't really care anymore.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:52 pm

I'll be an 'A' for you, Skoffin.
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:12 pm

Heh.

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Postby william18 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:29 pm

You didn't sign me up!
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:30 pm

STOP MAKING ME DO STUFF
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Postby william18 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:30 pm

but I want to join!
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:34 pm

You're in next-gen aren't you? Don't they have a 'one clan only' rule?
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Postby william18 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:35 pm

Skoffin wrote:You're in next-gen aren't you? Don't they have a 'one clan only' rule?


There is no such rule.
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