Conquer Club

autoload wrote:And for every one they catch another 100 get by...

william18 wrote:How do you get killed if a bag of cocaine explodes in you bum? Won't you just get intestinal problems?

Pedronicus wrote:15 kilos divided by two children divided by two legs = 3.75 kilo per leg

(3.75 kilos = 8 and a quarter pounds) Try strapping that much sugar to your legs and see how normally you walk!

Were these kids discovered by customs because they had legs that looked like a brontosaurus or were they just walking very slowly?

clapper011 wrote:ok guys, but on a more serious note..I use to babysit for this one B****, whos baby was a coke baby....... she cared so little for him that during a drug bust she stuck her cocaine up his bum.........and that bag exploded killing her baby! I think she should have swallowed it all or stuck it up her own rear, and kill herself!

(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.
The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

brooksieb wrote:A Mexican woman has been charged with drug smuggling after 15 kilos of cocaine were allegedly found strapped to the legs of two children at Heathrow airport, HM Revenue & Customs have said.

Elisa Vazquez Sanchez, 40, was arrested after the drugs, with an estimated street value of £675,000, were discovered during a search on Tuesday.

Customs officers at Heathrow's Terminal 4 carried out the search after Sanchez and the children arrived on a British Airways flight from Mexico City around lunchtime.

Bob Gaiger, HM Revenue & Customs spokesman at Heathrow, said: "We never cease to be amazed at the lengths to which some people will go to hide drugs from us when they pass through our controls."

Sanchez has been charged with attempting to smuggle a quantity of Class A drugs into the UK.

A 13-year-old boy has been bailed for one month and is due to attend Heathrow Police Station on 10 April, HM Revenue & Customs said.

An 11 year-old girl has been released without charge. Both children have been placed into the care of social services.

Sanchez is due to appear before magistrates at Uxbridge later.

Iliad wrote:It's funny cause the last time I went to an airport my dad was checked for drugs or traces of explosives and I wasn't cause I was a child.

GabonX wrote:

clapper011 wrote:ok guys, but on a more serious note..I use to babysit for this one B****, whos baby was a coke baby....... she cared so little for him that during a drug bust she stuck her cocaine up his bum.........and that bag exploded killing her baby! I think she should have swallowed it all or stuck it up her own rear, and kill herself!

Did you not know that she was a drug addict before this happened? I know that I would feel personaly guilty if that happened and I had known about the child's circumstances beforehand and did nothing.

Harijan wrote:Cocaine absorbed through the sphincter would be almost as effective as the more traditional nasal snort. The sphincter absorbs most of the liquid that passes through it (which is why poops are solid) and sends that liquid almost directly into the blood stream.