Conquer Club

There is a little hotel on the coast of Southern California called the Madonna Inn. It is unique in that all their rooms have a differnet theme.


http://www.madonnainn.com/tour/index.asp

I've conducted some fairly sordid affairs in Holiday Inns-very impersonal, and everyone else there is either a businessman, or having an affair, so its great.
Your soul dies a bit, of course.

Plus, if she fails to show up (a fifty/fifty in my limited experience) there's some good porn on the TV.

God I'm turning into Alan Partridge.

suggs said

God I'm turning into Alan Partridge.

LOL...the ultimate self insult.

suggs wrote:I've conducted some fairly sordid affairs in Holiday Inns-very impersonal, and everyone else there is either a businessman, or having an affair, so its great.
Your soul dies a bit, of course.

Plus, if she fails to show up (a fifty/fifty in my limited experience) there's some good porn on the TV.

God I'm turning into Alan Partridge.

Alan Partridge is awesome.

No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower.

i don't really have one, the woman always pays for it.

Tripitaka wrote:No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower.

May I be the first to propose marriage?

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You have a leather bikini?

my first choice would be the cave... then love nest.. but i have not checked out the "others" yet,, i plan to when i get home.

I do like the Madonna Suite.

It's old.

Had my Honeymoon there

suggs wrote:

Tripitaka wrote:No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower.

May I be the first to propose marriage?

Aww thanks for the offer Suggs, but I already have my very own Captain Caveman

Sackett58 wrote:You have a leather bikini?

As a matter of fact I do! I made it myself when I went as Loana to a B movies fancy dress party...and fortunately for me it turned out to be an unusually warm summer's night!

Tripitaka wrote:

suggs wrote:

Tripitaka wrote:No contest, it would have to be the Caveman Room. Then I'd get a chance to lounge around in my leather bikini all day, à la Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. and then cool off in the rock waterfall shower.

May I be the first to propose marriage?

Aww thanks for the offer Suggs, but I already have my very own Captain Caveman

Sackett58 wrote:You have a leather bikini?

As a matter of fact I do! I made it myself when I went as Loana to a B movies fancy dress party...and fortunately for me it turned out to be an unusually warm summer's night!

But if you had a leather bikini and it was warm, wouldn't the bikini be a little to war... hmmm Trippy!!!