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Even though most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!

The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was canceled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally. Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller Show.

They also love it because there are a few references to white popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion, and Juno for examples).

If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.

SnakeySnakey wrote:Even though most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!

The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was canceled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally. Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller Show.

They also love it because there are a few references to white popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion, and Juno for examples).

If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.

You're dumb.

I hated that show and sienfield

sorry suggs
and I am white

Never watched it and yes I am white.

hecter wrote:

SnakeySnakey wrote:Even though most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!

The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was canceled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally. Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller Show.

They also love it because there are a few references to white popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion, and Juno for examples).

If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.

You're dumb.

You noticed?

Ahh...Arrested Development was a greattttt show.
I am quite white.

Yes I see that had to grab my shades you were starting to burn my eyes

muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.

Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread.

luns101 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.

Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread.

Fine then, I'm 1/348 Native American on my Great-Grandmother's side.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

luns101 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.

Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread.

Fine then, I'm 1/348 Native American on my Great-Grandmother's side.

That fraction doesn't make sense.

Well, the world isn't fair. I mean, makes sense.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

luns101 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.

Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread.

Fine then, I'm 1/348 Native American on my Great-Grandmother's side.

Hmmm...perhaps you would have liked F Troop

I'm, err, not white, and I like arrested development. In fact, i'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

riggable wrote:I'm, err, not white, and I like arrested development. In fact, i'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

Awww man... I was so hoping you were the dude in your avatar...

luns101 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

luns101 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Never watched it and yes I am white.

Then you're either not really white or lying about never having watched it. Please go back and read the title of this thread.

Fine then, I'm 1/348 Native American on my Great-Grandmother's side.

Hmmm...perhaps you would have liked F Troop

What is that, A-Team for Texans?

so much generalization. My head hurts

riggable wrote:I'm, err, not white, and I like arrested development. In fact, i'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

Good joke.

OP, when you copy and paste from other people's sites you should acknowledge them at least.
I'm heavycola and I endorse this message.

To preserve my right to call people Racist (capital R) when they make similar generalisations about non-white people, I feel it is my duty to throw the R Bomb in here (just for effect, of course). Racist!

Haha! I beat Hypocrisy!

heavycola wrote:OP, when you copy and paste from other people's sites you should acknowledge them at least.
I'm heavycola and I endorse this message.

Ooh, dis.