I was at a Best Buy where they had this RB demo station set up (I use this term loosely, it looked like an explosion blew up the instruments). I was playing Pleasure when I failed the solo because I couldn't strum, I let this little kid who was waiting to play go.
The kid played on Medium, and he was disgustingly bad. I know I'm a nerd and all but even for a kid his age he sucked flat out. He failed Sabotage and picked another song, I thought it was okay because he played for a good ten seconds. The kid fails another song, then I expect to play but the little **** decided to pick a third song, then his older brother and father show up.
His brother picked Drums on Hard and looked like a gorilla destroying a car. He destroyed the already destroyed drum set, and kicked the snapped drum pedal hard enough to somehow make it register (what was funny was that he didn't even realize it was broken). The two playing failed again and I expect their father to be considerate and tell them to get off. The father looks me up and down with a disgusted look to him and says "are you guys going to play another song?" The mother ****er challenged me. When they picked their next song (I Think I'm Paranoid) I walked behind the kid playing the song, ripped the guitar out of his hands and looked directly at the father, stating "it's my turn." The father yelled at me "YOU CAN'T DO THAT." I replied "watch me" as I took the older brother's head and smashing it against the drums as I played along with the song. The dad grabbed my father and I said "big mistake" as I got behind him and put him into an arm lock. I felt good after beating the two little kids, so I let the father off easy and put him to sleep. The little brother punched me on the back a few times, ineffective against my steel lats. I picked him up and threw him into a stack of 360's, his neck snapped backwards, killing him instantly. The older brother got in a fighting stance, I grabbed him by the face and shoved him into a wall. Whilst gripping his face I kneed him in the gut enough times to make him puke all over the floor, while he was on all fours I threw the drums set on him.
The store employees forced me out of the store, but before they were able to stop me I shoved both drum sticks up the father turning him into a human shish kabob.
