Conquer Club

got any funny stories from school and what time did u go to school, i went to school from 1960's till 1970's....goddamit i hated the slipper....

i have a funny one,

a supply teacher came in and said on the train he saw a motherbreast feeding a baby the teacher said i felt like kissing it it was so beutiful, my mate at school being as funny as he was then said was it the tit or the baby?, the trouble he got into!

When I was in school, we as a year-group had a vendetta against french teachers in particular. In my 5 years in secondary school, we, as a class made 3 french teachers quit.

1st: Madam Startin

As 12 year old little bastards, we drove her into near-seizure-fits every single lesson. We used to throw our excercise books at her head, it used to take 30 odd minutes to get through the register, we used to call her "madam menopause"... Happy days....she quit next term.

2nd:Madamoiselle Wright

lol..this one was easy. She made a mistake by concealing to us, as a class, her gretest finnicky hate...the smell of fish...like clockwork the next day, when entering her class room, a nice rotting smoked-haddock fillet had been nicely warming on her radiatar for the past hour (due to sly work by me n the boys. The whole block had to be shut down for the morning, she quit soon after.

3rd: Monsieur Bennet

Thuis guy had some issues...he regularly told us about the marital problems he was having with his wife, and more importantly, his hatred of butter...earning him the nickname "butter-boy Bennet". Alas, One morning, he goes to open his door..to feel the putrid greasy butter feeling that he hates...but he had napkins in his draw....which he opened to find more butter over the knob of his draw..and his board marker...nd his chalk-pot, and his marker pens...

He quit soon after

3, is that it? Our form group has a nice record, 13 teachers have left due to us, and we still have 2 years left!!

lol if that wud of happened in my time we wud of all got rounded up to confess, then be given the cane or the slipper

That was only the french teachers..

The summer when I was ten, my friend and I would regularly go down to the pond and catch frogs by the dozens. One day we decided to take them home with us, so we put about 50 of them in a water bottle and left it lying on a picnic table. For the next several hours we proceded to goof around, swmming, running, riding bikes, etc. When we went to get the frogs, we found out that the heat had completly dehydrated them. We thought that by putting them in the pond, we would revive them, unfortunatly the only thing the water did was dissolve the bodies.
Ahhh...summer.