Conquer Club

So my housemates are out and I'm sitting in my living room completely naked, eating corn-chips dipped in mayonnaise, and considering using the idle pair of kitchen scissors on the coffee-table to trim my pubes with... this is not a productive use of my time.

I've got about forty minutes before Housemate-A (Dapper Tom) returns from the shops, what should I do in that time period that makes the best use of that period of vacant minutes?

Invite me over for tea, scrumpets, and menetration.

Swap the sugar and the salt.

Start reading that book you never got around to.

Go hire a hor.

You're down to 37 minutes.

Wank?

ignotus wrote:Wank?

Remarkable that only came in at no. 6 - its clealry the only sensible thing to do.

Maybe 2 if you can rush it.

Ah the old quantity versus quality problem-the "ProbWank"
Quantity always wins, of course

Dancing Mustard wrote:So my housemates are out and I'm sitting in my living room completely naked, eating corn-chips dipped in mayonnaise, and considering using the idle pair of kitchen scissors on the coffee-table to trim my pubes with... this is not a productive use of my time.

I've got about forty minutes before Housemate-A (Dapper Tom) returns from the shops, what should I do in that time period that makes the best use of that period of vacant minutes?

you remind me of ak_iceman....he was gay.

UCAbears wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:So my housemates are out and I'm sitting in my living room completely naked, eating corn-chips dipped in mayonnaise, and considering using the idle pair of kitchen scissors on the coffee-table to trim my pubes with... this is not a productive use of my time.

I've got about forty minutes before Housemate-A (Dapper Tom) returns from the shops, what should I do in that time period that makes the best use of that period of vacant minutes?

you remind me of ak_iceman....he was gay.

You remind me that my hammer's thirsting for a bisting.

UCAbears wrote:you remind me of ak_iceman....he was gay.

You remind me of a heap of fetid shite..... you're a cunt.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

UCAbears wrote:you remind me of ak_iceman....he was gay.

You remind me of a heap of fetid shite..... you're a cunt.

lets not take this to flame wars kiddo. I think you need to watch your choice of words more carefully.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

UCAbears wrote:you remind me of ak_iceman....he was gay.

You remind me of a heap of fetid shite..... you're a cunt.

New pants, please.

Whyever not...

Also, I don't feel my choice of words was inappropriate. You are indeed a cunt of the highest order, and you do in fact remind me of a heap of fetid shite.

Any more inane comments to tender here?

Start a game of on line chess!
The chicks will dig it

UCAbears wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

UCAbears wrote:you remind me of ak_iceman....he was gay.

You remind me of a heap of fetid shite..... you're a cunt.

lets not take this to flame wars kiddo. I think you need to watch your choice of words more carefully.

You remind me of AK_iceman... He was a hypocritical cunt.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Whyever not...

Also, I don't feel my choice of words was inappropriate. You are indeed a cunt of the highest order, and you do in fact remind me of a heap of fetid shite.

Any more inane comments to tender here?

So why didn't you just put this unnecessary thread in the Flame Wars section if your going to call people inappropriate names? Troll.

hecter wrote:

UCAbears wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

UCAbears wrote:you remind me of ak_iceman....he was gay.

You remind me of a heap of fetid shite..... you're a cunt.

lets not take this to flame wars kiddo. I think you need to watch your choice of words more carefully.

You remind me of AK_iceman... He was a hypocritical cunt.

How so?

UCAbears wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Whyever not...

Also, I don't feel my choice of words was inappropriate. You are indeed a cunt of the highest order, and you do in fact remind me of a heap of fetid shite.

Any more inane comments to tender here?

So why didn't you just put this unnecessary thread in the Flame Wars section if your going to call people inappropriate names? Troll.

Why dont you set light to yourself if you're going to waste oxygen for those of us with brains? Chimp.

UCAbears wrote:So why didn't you just put this unnecessary thread in the Flame Wars section if your going to call people inappropriate names? Troll.

So why didn't you just report directly to FW if you wanted to rock up to random threads and call people homosexual? Cunt.


Clue: This is the barrel, you are the fish.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

UCAbears wrote:So why didn't you just put this unnecessary thread in the Flame Wars section if your going to call people inappropriate names? Troll.

So why didn't you just report directly to FW if you wanted to rock up to random threads and call people homosexual? Cunt.


Clue: This is the barrel, you are the fish.

Since when has gay not meant happy? You need a dictionary for Christmas, bud.

suggs wrote:

UCAbears wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Whyever not...

Also, I don't feel my choice of words was inappropriate. You are indeed a cunt of the highest order, and you do in fact remind me of a heap of fetid shite.

Any more inane comments to tender here?

So why didn't you just put this unnecessary thread in the Flame Wars section if your going to call people inappropriate names? Troll.

Why dont you set light to yourself if you're going to waste oxygen for those of us with brains? Chimp.

I'm sorry, but I don't know who you are. Don't guess I've seen you around here. But if makes you feel important to be hostile then go for it. More power to ya.

UCAbears wrote:Since when has gay not meant happy? You need a dictionary for Christmas, bud.

Wow, it's almost like the Maturity Society of America just set up camp in this very thread...

Seriously, go crawl up your pompous, hypocritical asshole you little runt. This thread was a genuine appeal for help, but you and your trolling antics have turned it into a troll haunted wasteland.

In other news: You are still the biggest cunt using CC this evening.