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This is an option every Christian should consider

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:07 pm
by MeDeFe
Microsoft is pure mammon, we all know that, if the devil can appear on earth in the form of a company, Microsoft is the likeliest candidate.

And do their products cater to your special interests? No, not in the least. A bug-ridden OS that will only attract viruses that link you to porn sites and other filth when you want to indulge yourself with some edifying pastime (like conquering the world) or engage in deep discussions with either those of your faith or with those not of it, this very forum is a striking example of how civil and factual these discussions can be.


But what's the solution?
The solution is Jesux, a free, open source, Christianity themed operating system. By Christians, for Christians.


I came across this Linux distribution when trying to choose which one I should use, and I didn't want to let this pass without telling you. [size=0]Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already. Anyway since I'm writing so small that noone can read it anyway I might as well post anything, like one of my favourite poems.
Alone, by E.A. Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.


Not bad for someone who's completely cuckoo. Of course, he shares that trait with a small host of other writers, Nikolai Gogol for example. A pity there isn't a list of insane authors on Wikipedia...

I could write more but I'm off to meet some friends and have a few beers, you may envy me if you like, I won't mind.[/size]

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:59 pm
by suggs
Although Bill Gates does give loads of cash to charity, so its not all bad.
Anything designed by Chrisitians I imagine will be AN UTTER JOKE.
With respect to your faith, which i find very convincing.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:05 pm
by Makari
I expected the first post to say suicide :\

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:46 pm
by isJESUSblack?
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:21 pm
by OnlyAmbrose
the website wrote:This page last updated Wednesday, September 29, 1999, 13:51:07 PDT


A little old ;)

But funny nonetheless :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:22 pm
by Makari
isJESUSblack? wrote:
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.



Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:06 pm
by Gregrios
Makari wrote:
isJESUSblack? wrote:
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.



Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>


If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:22 am
by brooksieb
im a christian but i love microsoft

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:23 am
by V1RU5
Gregrios wrote:
Makari wrote:
isJESUSblack? wrote:
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.



Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>


If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.


lolwut?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:30 am
by heavycola
brooksieb wrote:im a christian but i love microsoft


Then i fear the antichrist has you. It is happening just as youtube™ predicted.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:44 am
by Haggis_McMutton
Gregrios wrote:
Makari wrote:
isJESUSblack? wrote:
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.



Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>


If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.


Indeed, because the only 2 logical stances are to either believe only what i see with my own eyes(my computer and printer, and I`m quite sure an hour ago the pizza boy existed too, not sure if he stills exists now cause i can no longer see him), or believe everything anyone ever came up with(all hail the mighty Leprechauns).

There`s absolutely no middle ground ...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:08 am
by jiminski
Makari wrote:
isJESUSblack? wrote:
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.



Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>


Dangermouse is white

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:12 am
by heavycola
jiminski wrote:
Makari wrote:
isJESUSblack? wrote:
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.



Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>


Dangermouse is white


And Penfold was clearly Asian. It's colonialism writ large.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:26 am
by TheWilbz
You guys like the quote pyramids a little too much >_>

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:56 am
by V1RU5
heavycola wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Makari wrote:
isJESUSblack? wrote:
Makari wrote:I expected the first post to say suicide :\


lmfao thats what i was hoping he'd say.



Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>


Dangermouse is white


And Penfold was clearly Asian. It's colonialism writ large.



Wilbz... what are you talking about... quotes..? where? >_>

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:59 am
by TheWilbz
Whats Mak doing getting into debates that arent about Mantraining?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:37 am
by unriggable
That's pretty funny. Almost as good as Christ Chex, the snack food for godlovers.

Gregrios wrote:
Makari wrote:Jesus isn't black, fool.

How can fictional characters be a specific colour?

>.>


If you go by that logic, you must be fictional as well. I see your words but no face. You must not exsist.


We aren't going to go into how wrong you are since this is a thread that's funny...

Re: This is an option every Christian should consider

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:19 pm
by volfan
MeDeFe wrote:Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already. Anyway since I'm writing so small that noone can read it anyway I might as well post anything, like one of my favourite poems.
Alone, by E.A. Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.


Not bad for someone who's completely cuckoo. Of course, he shares that trait with a small host of other writers, Nikolai Gogol for example. A pity there isn't a list of insane authors on Wikipedia...

I could write more but I'm off to meet some friends and have a few beers, you may envy me if you like, I won't mind.
Like you?

Re: This is an option every Christian should consider

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:24 pm
by Frigidus
MeDeFe wrote:Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already.


I honestly thought this was real at first. It's not so much that I'm gullible as that I've seen religion pump out stuff much more ridiculous than this. I mean, come on, they have churches where they just tard out for a few hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkf7DpnnNck&feature=related

Can you blame me?

Re: This is an option every Christian should consider

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:44 pm
by MeDeFe
volfan wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Yes I know that it's a joke, you don't need to tell me, I want to know how long it takes someone else to figure it out, not long I guess since it's pretty old already. Anyway since I'm writing so small that noone can read it anyway I might as well post anything, like one of my favourite poems.
Alone, by E.A. Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.


Not bad for someone who's completely cuckoo. Of course, he shares that trait with a small host of other writers, Nikolai Gogol for example. A pity there isn't a list of insane authors on Wikipedia...

I could write more but I'm off to meet some friends and have a few beers, you may envy me if you like, I won't mind.
Like you?

Not completely, but partially, and it's about time someone finds the quote button and drags the rest of my post into the sunlight. Now who'll bring a wooden stake and a hammer?