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Clacton-on-sea, Essex, England

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:49 am
by brooksieb
Ever been there?

Its great got a second house there, its in essex btw

and no norse were talking about towns, so dont say portsmouth!

it has a nice sea side at summer, you got arcade and gambling places, you got a pier, its next to a airfield so you might see fighter planes and combat helicopters going past (thats rare though) you got golfcourses, you got the martello towers, and during the summer there's a airshow where you can see combat planes old and new! (and you can get trains back into london and trains from london to clacton

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:05 am
by Norse
If I was a sex tourist, I would go to clacton.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:14 am
by Balsiefen
Its in Essex.....

:evil:

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:30 am
by nagerous
Whats wrong with essex? I lived in the wonderful shit town of chelmsford for 18 years! Been to clacton, nothing to scream or shout about when compared to other places in the world

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:52 am
by brooksieb
well it has quite a good beach considering its in england its nice and clean but if u go round the peer it a bit dirty cause people throw stuff off it

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:13 pm
by suggs
Had some class times in Clacton its not far from me.
Bit depressing n the winter (but what seaside town isnt *clenches teeth and resists Morrissey*) but brilliant in the summer.
Ah listening to Dookie under the pier, fucked on cider-great memories...

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:29 pm
by diddle
Somerset.
Yeovil.
Montacute.

Anybody recognise them?

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:33 pm
by suggs
2 of them are in the best country in the world, and i butt munched the other one. She was cute.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:36 pm
by diddle
suggs wrote:2 of them are in the best country in the world, and i butt munched the other one. She was cute.


I thought it was an eclipse.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:38 pm
by suggs
That was her arse.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:41 pm
by btownmeggy
Sounds nice.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:01 pm
by suggs
Yes, her arse was spectacular. Like two large moons stuck together, and it smelled of cheese too which was apposite.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:58 pm
by brooksieb
suggs wrote:Had some class times in Clacton its not far from me.
Bit depressing n the winter (but what seaside town isnt *clenches teeth and resists Morrissey*) but brilliant in the summer.
Ah listening to Dookie under the pier, fucked on cider-great memories...


dodgems are the best i go on em all the time when i travell there

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:02 pm
by suggs
love dodgems. i get my car back soon, i think you've given me an idea...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:13 pm
by brooksieb
suggs wrote:love dodgems. i get my car back soon, i think you've given me an idea...


ohoh.....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:20 pm
by brooksieb
bump

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:19 pm
by brooksieb
bump

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:23 pm
by suggs
also, clacton the site of first ever Suggs snog with other bloke.
He was rough, and i was wet.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:54 pm
by brooksieb
lol theres a 1st for everythink suggs lol

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:57 pm
by suggs
Ah, the tupenny slot machines sigh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:59 pm
by brooksieb
suggs u see the 2k7 airshow?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:02 pm
by suggs
no, was that tonigt? in clacton?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:05 pm
by Wayne Kerstain
suggs wrote:also, clacton the site of first ever Suggs snog with other bloke.
.


Yes, but you never understood the concept of accurate orifice toungeing...quite a bad aimer....good times though.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:06 pm
by brooksieb
2007 summer airshow, on the beach?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:12 pm
by DAZMCFC
clacton, f*ck me it's not Blackpool is it. :lol: