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Clacton-on-sea, Essex, England

Postby brooksieb on Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:49 am

Ever been there?

Its great got a second house there, its in essex btw

and no norse were talking about towns, so dont say portsmouth!

it has a nice sea side at summer, you got arcade and gambling places, you got a pier, its next to a airfield so you might see fighter planes and combat helicopters going past (thats rare though) you got golfcourses, you got the martello towers, and during the summer there's a airshow where you can see combat planes old and new! (and you can get trains back into london and trains from london to clacton
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Postby Norse on Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:05 am

If I was a sex tourist, I would go to clacton.
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Postby Balsiefen on Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:14 am

Its in Essex.....

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Postby nagerous on Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:30 am

Whats wrong with essex? I lived in the wonderful shit town of chelmsford for 18 years! Been to clacton, nothing to scream or shout about when compared to other places in the world
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Postby brooksieb on Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:52 am

well it has quite a good beach considering its in england its nice and clean but if u go round the peer it a bit dirty cause people throw stuff off it
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Postby suggs on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:13 pm

Had some class times in Clacton its not far from me.
Bit depressing n the winter (but what seaside town isnt *clenches teeth and resists Morrissey*) but brilliant in the summer.
Ah listening to Dookie under the pier, fucked on cider-great memories...
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Postby diddle on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:29 pm

Somerset.
Yeovil.
Montacute.

Anybody recognise them?
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Postby suggs on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:33 pm

2 of them are in the best country in the world, and i butt munched the other one. She was cute.
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Postby diddle on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:36 pm

suggs wrote:2 of them are in the best country in the world, and i butt munched the other one. She was cute.


I thought it was an eclipse.
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Postby suggs on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:38 pm

That was her arse.
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Postby btownmeggy on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:41 pm

Sounds nice.
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Postby suggs on Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:01 pm

Yes, her arse was spectacular. Like two large moons stuck together, and it smelled of cheese too which was apposite.
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Postby brooksieb on Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:58 pm

suggs wrote:Had some class times in Clacton its not far from me.
Bit depressing n the winter (but what seaside town isnt *clenches teeth and resists Morrissey*) but brilliant in the summer.
Ah listening to Dookie under the pier, fucked on cider-great memories...


dodgems are the best i go on em all the time when i travell there
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Postby suggs on Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:02 pm

love dodgems. i get my car back soon, i think you've given me an idea...
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Postby brooksieb on Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:13 pm

suggs wrote:love dodgems. i get my car back soon, i think you've given me an idea...


ohoh.....
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Postby brooksieb on Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:20 pm

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Postby brooksieb on Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:19 pm

bump
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Postby suggs on Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:23 pm

also, clacton the site of first ever Suggs snog with other bloke.
He was rough, and i was wet.
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:54 pm

lol theres a 1st for everythink suggs lol
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Postby suggs on Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:57 pm

Ah, the tupenny slot machines sigh
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:59 pm

suggs u see the 2k7 airshow?
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Postby suggs on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:02 pm

no, was that tonigt? in clacton?
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Postby Wayne Kerstain on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:05 pm

suggs wrote:also, clacton the site of first ever Suggs snog with other bloke.
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Yes, but you never understood the concept of accurate orifice toungeing...quite a bad aimer....good times though.
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:06 pm

2007 summer airshow, on the beach?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:12 pm

clacton, f*ck me it's not Blackpool is it. :lol:
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