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Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:44 pm**

After you jack off, then you go take a piss, the piss goes in like 38 different directions before it straightens out?

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:45 pm**

Sounds to me like you have cancer of the wang.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:46 pm**

my friend said thats happened to him too...and he's the one who brought it up so he wasn't just agreeing with about anything I say because he doesn't care.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:47 pm**

ParadiceCity9 wrote:my friend said thats happened to him too

You probably caught it from him via penis contact.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:47 pm**

must be.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:02 pm**

holly shit dude, we did not have to know that. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:08 pm**

ParadiceCity9 wrote:my friend said thats happened to him too...

What...what do you guys talk about?!

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:12 pm**

ParadiceCity9 wrote:After you jack off, then you go take a piss, the piss goes in like 38 different directions before it straightens out?

Yes.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:43 pm**

unriggable wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:my friend said thats happened to him too...

What...what do you guys talk about?!

chicks and guitar

not sure how this got brought up but ya it happened.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:49 pm**

ParadiceCity9 wrote:After you jack off, it goes in like 38 different directions before it straightens out?

yes. yes it does.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:57 pm**

Only if it's been more than 2 hours since you last jizzed. You have to clean the dust out of that pipe more often...

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:29 pm**

i wish i hadnt opended this

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:06 pm**

Tyr wrote:i wish i hadnt opended this

Me too.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:18 pm**

not only does that happen, but for me it burns.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:23 pm**

it happens...

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:27 pm**

Okay, if your wanker is burning, go see a doctor.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:28 pm**

It's because you have dislocated your foreskin, PD9.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:52 pm**

Yeah, and then you have a lot of clean up

Or you can just leave it and blame it on your wee brother.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:53 pm**

AndrewLC wrote:Yeah, and then you have a lot of clean up

Or you can just leave it and blame it on your wee brother.

Or you could sit down to piss after whacking off...

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:54 pm**

Thank god, a masturbation thread. At last, Suggs strides into home territory like a mighty Colussus (dick in hand, natch).
Yup, that is completely normal.
The real challenge is to IMMEDIATELY start wanking again, after your post wank piss.
Its tremendously good fun, and the family will enjoy it too.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:58 pm**

There is a biological explanation to this. Male reproductive organ in humans, or any male representatives of the vertabrate phylum, is like a sink. It has two canals, one through which the sperm flows, the other one is for ammonia. They both connect to one tube ( a.k.a our penis), when u need to excreet, the canal that provides the sperm closes off, letting ammonia through, and vice versa. When you try to pee after ejaculating, the canal is only open halfway, thus you lose control over your aim.

Also, on a side note, dont ever try to jerk off when you want to pee, the result is quiet messy and smelly.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:54 pm**

thanks for the info SS...?

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:07 pm**

just make sure you lift the toilet seat up first then put it back down .

if not just sit down less mess that way :lol:

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:16 pm**

Yes, there is much to be said for the sit down wank.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:11 pm**

ParadiceCity9 wrote:thanks for the info SS...?

you welcome
anytime

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