Conquer Club

You're being taken over by foreigners, and smiling happily, whilst us pending immigrants will do all of your hard work, and take the bucks from under your noses.

Take some courage from these noble, honourable and "full of win" songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPFjToKuZQM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-6bBKPqlPw

I love 'em both.

I agree.

Anyone who has ever used the username "Norse" is hereby banned from ever entering Australia.

Damn immigrants...

Sorry dude, im your next friendly immigrant, whose offspring (probably with my new hot australian bird...you know, the one you can't get, but norse will take easily) will be running your country.

No hard feelings...

where are you moving to

bellaraphon wrote:where are you moving to

He's moving to Manly.

Skittles! wrote:He's moving to Manly.

Skittles is gonna be my new best mate

Norse wrote:

Skittles! wrote:He's moving to Manly.

Skittles is gonna be my new best mate

Oh, what a shame I live over an hour away from you then. Damn, we would of had great fun together.

hehe...Oh well, i'm sure there will be many bronze-assed hotties to keep me from being lonely...

Anyways, I have 2 mates in the sydney area, plus a mate in wollongong, up the road..and a number of termporary aussie inhabitants al over the place.

Nevermind that anyway, i'm gonbna be over there to work and live, I will be probably out with the aussies more than the ex-pat brits.

Norse wrote:hehe...Oh well, i'm sure there will be many bronze-assed hotties to keep me from being lonely...

Anyways, I have 2 mates in the sydney area, plus a mate in wollongong, up the road..and a number of termporary aussie inhabitants al over the place.

Nevermind that anyway, i'm gonbna be over there to work and live, I will be probably out with the aussies more than the ex-pat brits.

Did you just say Wollongong is up the road?

2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...

Norse wrote:2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...

Poor baby. No wonder why you resort to talking with Nappy.

Skittles! wrote:

Norse wrote:2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...

Poor baby. No wonder why you resort to talking with Nappy.

Hey? I love my job..and like to talking to nappy.

The fact that I have to rise early, and get back late is no problem. See, this is the possible the bone of contention with aussies, you hear that, and think "f*ck that for a laugh" whereas I think "this is a challenge, plus when I make myself unreasonabley irreplaceable, I will make an "irreplacable wage demand".

That is the way things work, my feathered friend.

Norse wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

Norse wrote:2 hours, max right? I have to drive 4/5 hours a day for work at the moment...

Poor baby. No wonder why you resort to talking with Nappy.

Hey? I love my job..and like to talking to nappy.

The fact that I have to rise early, and get back late is no problem. See, this is the possible the bone of contention with aussies, you hear that, and think "f*ck that for a laugh" whereas I think "this is a challenge, plus when I make myself unreasonabley irreplaceable, I will make an "irreplacable wage demand".

That is the way things work, my feathered friend.

Why drive so long for a job when you can be a lazy arsed cunt and just drive a measly hour?

Norse wrote:*i drive long to work. me like bronze arsed aussie chicks. skittles! has feathers. mate live woolongong.

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Skittles! wrote:Why drive so long for a job when you can be a lazy arsed cunt and just drive a measly hour?

I'm sure, being an educated lad, you know of england geography...

I live just outside portsmouth on the south coast, a nice bit of industry is going on there, in particular in the computing, and micro-electronic fields ...but I like going out into the sticks for my job (sussex/kent/surrey)

I like my jobs to be non-office based, and self-managed...So, in my case, I manage my own days, and sort out my own paperwork, and work a few extra hours hereb and there....If I wanted to, I could organise myself a wank break during the course of the day.....ya know, I have control over my working day, sometimes I am back home by 3pm, other days, Im back by 9pm...it is flexible..and I cant remember the last time I spoke to my manager....it is a heavenly (vallhally) job.

Norse wrote:Bellaraphon is cool

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Norse wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Why drive so long for a job when you can be a lazy arsed cunt and just drive a measly hour?

I'm sure, being an educated lad, you know of england geography...

I live just outside portsmouth on the south coast, a nice bit of industry is going on there, in particular in the computing, and micro-electronic fields ...but I like going out into the sticks for my job (sussex/kent/surrey)

I like my jobs to be non-office based, and self-managed...So, in my case, I manage my own days, and sort out my own paperwork, and work a few extra hours hereb and there....If I wanted to, I could organise myself a wank break during the course of the day.....ya know, I have control over my working day, sometimes I am back home by 3pm, other days, Im back by 9pm...it is flexible..and I cant remember the last time I spoke to my manager....it is a heavenly (vallhally) job.

Macca's is a non-office job.. Work there, it may suit you.

bellaraphon wrote:

Norse wrote:Bellaraphon is cool

QFT

Skittles! wrote:Macca's is a non-office job.. Work there, it may suit you.

What in the sweet, sweet name of freya, is macca's?

Norse wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Macca's is a non-office job.. Work there, it may suit you.

What in the sweet, sweet name of freya, is macca's?

McDonalds..

Skittles! wrote:this arguement is boring the shit out of me

yes, yes quite true

Skittles! wrote:McDonalds..

Oh....not really my thing...thanks for the career advice though.

However, when I am owning the house you grew up in, and fooking certain 18 year old hotties up the wall, where your mother used to lay her head when sleeping, I will think of you for a moment, then burst my beans over the head-board.

Norse wrote:

Skittles! wrote:McDonalds..

Oh....not really my thing...thanks for the career advice though.

However, when I am owning the house you grew up in, and fooking certain 18 year old hotties up the wall, where your mother used to lay her head when sleeping, I will think of you for a moment, then burst my beans over the head-board.

Tough luck that I've never lived in Manly. Go more near the city and you may have it.

Oh my, you might get to meet Iliad. Won't that be charming.

Skittles! wrote:
Oh my, you might get to meet Iliad. Won't that be charming.

Fakk, did skittles actually make a humourous comment?

Skittles! wrote:Iliad is a charming bloke...

?

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