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Death - Your Final Meal

Postby jiminski on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:06 pm

If you had one last meal .. let's say it's the end of life as we know it.

What would you choose?

3 course:

- Starter
- Main Course
- Dessert




Mine would be:

Starter:

Scallops - Lightly Barbecued
with a simple sauce drizzle, on a bed of rocket.
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Main course:

Beef Wellington
Stuffed with spinach, leeks and herbs (not Pâté)
Served with perfectly crisp potatoes, roasted in Duck fat
Haricot vert, perhaps carimelized carrots and roasted yams
Served with a rich port and balckcurrent sauce.
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Dessert:

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And a mixed fruit brƻlƩe
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Postby Norse on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:11 pm

Starter:

8 strong Belgian Beers

Main course:

12 oz Sirloin Steak, cooked medium rare
handful of manky chips

Dessert:

A fat Cuban cigar
Large Brandy
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Postby jiminski on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:32 pm

hmm what Belgian beer Norsey?

I have quite a taste for Leffe blonde at the moment..

Wellington would be medium to rare for sure.

I would go for the cigar too; a Romeo and Juliette but a couple of the half sized ones.

I would go for a cointreau on ice to go with my cigar... i think, i may change to a Portuguese Brandy.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:42 pm

jiminski wrote:hmm what Belgian beer Norsey?


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Postby jiminski on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:46 pm

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Postby jiminski on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:46 pm

Yeap Duvel is good! it can be a tad sweet.. you have to be in the mood .. but blimey it gets you tonked!
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:48 pm

popeye's

with 2 large red beans and rices
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Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:03 pm

jiminski wrote:Yeap Duvel is good! it can be a tad sweet.. you have to be in the mood .. but blimey it gets you tonked!


Yes it's a bit sweet. I usually take one at the beginning of the evening and then I move on to darker beers.
Also, I live 20 minutes (bicycle) away from a beer-tastery/museum/cafe. They have about 70 different types of beer and 6 changing ones each month. It's awesome!!!
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:11 pm

I'll just take jiminski's desert
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Postby HungrySomali on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:14 pm

Appetizer - 5mg Xanax
6 Pack of Bud Light

Main Course - 8 Ball of Coke
2 Grams Heroin
750 ml Patron Tequila

Desert - A pillow.
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Postby jiminski on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:28 pm

I'd have a large Tanqueray and tonic, lime squeezed in to taste as aperitif!
to accompany my meal a Rioja Reserva, 1996.

As i say, probably a brandy with my cigar and a cointreau as my last drink.

Then perhaps whatever Somali leaves when he hits his desert!

and finally onto my dessert .. easy on the brƻlƩe!
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:19 pm

I'd probably go for a blunt, followed by a fat wad of pork chops, all topped off with a few bottles of Cava.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:24 pm

Might as well taste some human flesh when we're going to die anyway.
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Postby DaGip on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:31 pm

No alcohol or drugs for me...I want to stay sober while I die, it makes for a better transition. As for a last meal: NewYork strip rubbed with my secret rubbing spice, grilled onions and portebella's, Busch NA Brew (the closest thing to tasting like real beer without all the alcohol), a good spinach salad with chickpeas and blackened salmon drizzled with tahini...and for desert...Ben and Jerry's icecream...all flavors will do, but NewYork Super Fudge is a must!
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Postby satanspaladin on Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:05 pm

Octopus Salad

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Postby jiminski on Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:19 pm

very nice Satan, I love baby octopus in particular...
Octopus either has to be pickled or fresh out of the Sea.
Snapper.. bloody perfect succulent fish.. texture is about perfect in a fish.

Ahh the Bellini and then a little stuffed poodle for dessert? ;)
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Postby ignotus on Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:25 pm

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Tuna Salad




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Double portion of ćevapi with onions in a somun!




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A slice of Schwarzwald cake.
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Postby clapper011 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:55 pm

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Postby suggs on Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:06 pm

I reckon he'd be a bit bony.
but washed down with a few E's hmmmmmmmmmmm....
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Postby jiminski on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:32 pm

You'd go for a few jimmies instead of sustenance then Suggsy...
possibly some random euphoria boosted hankypanky?
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Postby browng-08 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:36 pm

I'd have a big bowl of penis as my final meal.

Slurpy slurp... y'can't beat 'em broiled.
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Postby AndrewLC on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:48 pm

Starter:
Eagle nuggets
Main course:
Panda burger
Desert:
Pie
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Postby AndrewLC on Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:17 am

AndrewLC wrote:Starter:
Eagle nuggets
Main course:
Panda burger
Desert:
Pie

Oh yeah, and some human meat, I've always wanted to try that.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:36 am

AndrewLC wrote:Oh yeah, and some human meat, I've always wanted to try that.

[accent=newyork]browng-08's got your human meat right there buddy.[/accent=newyork]
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Postby Ronaldinho on Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:39 am

starter:


Tomato soup with garlic bread


Main:


Jacket potato w / cheese . Tuna . butter



Desert:


Mr kiplings french fancies ftW.
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