Conquer Club

CrabNebula wrote:Probably this though I doubt you were talking about this wiki

CrabNebula wrote:Probably this though I doubt you were talking about this wiki

Symmetry wrote:I got directed to this a while ago:

The Worst Computer Game Of All Time

I don't think there's a better wiki article out there.

Any suggestions?

Fircoal wrote:This one

"I literally won a match just bashing the controller against my ass."

unriggable wrote:I couldn't believe it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge

"In the game, the player controls the character of General George Armstrong Custer, depicted as a man wearing nothing but a cavalry hat, boots, and a bandana, sporting a visible erection. Custer has to overcome arrow attacks to reach the other side of the screen. His goal is to have intercourse with a naked, large-breasted Native American woman, named "Revenge", who is bound to a post."

unriggable wrote:Yep. Can you imagine if your erection was made of squares?

CrabNebula wrote:Probably this though I doubt you were talking about this wiki

In this game the player controls a pair of nude women who scuttle back and forth underneath a building as a man with a ridiculously large penis constantly ejaculates from the roof top. The player's objective is to maneuver these women so that they consume the man's semen (which is colored yellow in the game) before it hits the ground...The game's objective is supported by an ad hoc explanation that "every [uncaught] sperm is sacred" and "could have been a famous doctor or lawyer," which makes little sense as the semen is being swallowed and not used for fertilization. A score of 69 points earns an extra life.

A gender-reversed version of the game was later released as Philly Flasher, in which the player is tasked with controlling two male prisoners with visible erect penises as they attempt to catch drops of breast milk lactated by a witch. When they catch all the milk, they masturbate.

Hitman079 wrote:in the spirit of "Custer's Revenge":
Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em

In this game the player controls a pair of nude women who scuttle back and forth underneath a building as a man with a ridiculously large penis constantly ejaculates from the roof top. The player's objective is to maneuver these women so that they consume the man's semen (which is colored yellow in the game) before it hits the ground...The game's objective is supported by an ad hoc explanation that "every [uncaught] sperm is sacred" and "could have been a famous doctor or lawyer," which makes little sense as the semen is being swallowed and not used for fertilization. A score of 69 points earns an extra life.

A gender-reversed version of the game was later released as Philly Flasher, in which the player is tasked with controlling two male prisoners with visible erect penises as they attempt to catch drops of breast milk lactated by a witch. When they catch all the milk, they masturbate.

heavycola wrote:Re: Big Rigs Racing - here's a video of the game being played. Quite, quite surreal and actually hilarious.