Best Wikipedia Article?

by **Symmetry** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:19 am

I got directed to this a while ago:

The Worst Computer Game Of All Time

I don't think there's a better wiki article out there.

Any suggestions?

by **Snorri1234** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:35 am

List of Unicode characters

by **CrabNebula** on Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:32 pm

Probably this though I doubt you were talking about this wiki

by Ariel* on Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:25 pm

CrabNebula wrote:Probably this though I doubt you were talking about this wiki

lol this one gets my vote.

by **Hitman079** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:58 am

CrabNebula wrote:Probably this though I doubt you were talking about this wiki

it's not wikipedia, but i'm lmfao'ing.

by **Hitman079** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:00 am

Symmetry wrote:I got directed to this a while ago:

The Worst Computer Game Of All Time

I don't think there's a better wiki article out there.

Any suggestions?

this game seems interesting to me. i want to see how bad it REALLY is. now, the price shouldn't be too high.

by **Fircoal** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:24 am

This one

by **browng-08** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:28 am

Fircoal wrote:This one

Dear God no. No.

by **hecter** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:29 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki_Warriors

"I literally won a match just bashing the controller against my ass."

by **plysprtz** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:34 am

Full of win

by **browng-08** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:34 am

Wheee!! Kabuki!!

by **Phil1580** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:36 am

YOU'RE WINNER! .....haha....

by **Knight of Orient** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:59 am

hahaha

by **unriggable** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:43 pm

I couldn't believe it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge

"In the game, the player controls the character of General George Armstrong Custer, depicted as a man wearing nothing but a cavalry hat, boots, and a bandana, sporting a visible erection. Custer has to overcome arrow attacks to reach the other side of the screen. His goal is to have intercourse with a naked, large-breasted Native American woman, named "Revenge", who is bound to a post."

by **hecter** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:52 pm

unriggable wrote:I couldn't believe it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge

"In the game, the player controls the character of General George Armstrong Custer, depicted as a man wearing nothing but a cavalry hat, boots, and a bandana, sporting a visible erection. Custer has to overcome arrow attacks to reach the other side of the screen. His goal is to have intercourse with a naked, large-breasted Native American woman, named "Revenge", who is bound to a post."

That's quite the erection he's got there... Looks like he's made out of lego though :lol:

by **unriggable** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:58 pm

Yep. Can you imagine if your erection was made of squares?

by **wrightfan123** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:05 pm

unriggable wrote:Yep. Can you imagine if your erection was made of squares?

Or legos.

by **dustn64** on Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:32 pm

CrabNebula wrote:Probably this though I doubt you were talking about this wiki

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:26 pm

Oh, oh. I just stumbled upon a great one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wo ... ar_culture

by **Hitman079** on Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:33 pm

in the spirit of "Custer's Revenge":
Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em

In this game the player controls a pair of nude women who scuttle back and forth underneath a building as a man with a ridiculously large penis constantly ejaculates from the roof top. The player's objective is to maneuver these women so that they consume the man's semen (which is colored yellow in the game) before it hits the ground...The game's objective is supported by an ad hoc explanation that "every [uncaught] sperm is sacred" and "could have been a famous doctor or lawyer," which makes little sense as the semen is being swallowed and not used for fertilization. A score of 69 points earns an extra life.

A gender-reversed version of the game was later released as Philly Flasher, in which the player is tasked with controlling two male prisoners with visible erect penises as they attempt to catch drops of breast milk lactated by a witch. When they catch all the milk, they masturbate.

by **Iliad** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:59 am

Hitman079 wrote:in the spirit of "Custer's Revenge":
Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em
In this game the player controls a pair of nude women who scuttle back and forth underneath a building as a man with a ridiculously large penis constantly ejaculates from the roof top. The player's objective is to maneuver these women so that they consume the man's semen (which is colored yellow in the game) before it hits the ground...The game's objective is supported by an ad hoc explanation that "every [uncaught] sperm is sacred" and "could have been a famous doctor or lawyer," which makes little sense as the semen is being swallowed and not used for fertilization. A score of 69 points earns an extra life.

A gender-reversed version of the game was later released as Philly Flasher, in which the player is tasked with controlling two male prisoners with visible erect penises as they attempt to catch drops of breast milk lactated by a witch. When they catch all the milk, they masturbate.