Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:43 pm**

I see a similarity between Star Wars and Real Life. George Bush and Emperor Palpatine and Darth Sidious.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:48 pm**

No "gfy," no vote. [-(

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:49 pm**

im a jedi...seriously...me and my mate coreograph lightsaber duels..its awesome in a twisted way.

my life goal would be to be a jedi...it is my one wish in life

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:55 pm**

George Bush will win either way. He will soon declare the United States an empire and we will begin supressing resisting nations.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:03 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:04 pm**

fwiw palpatine was much more capable than Gee dub

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:09 pm**

I think Bush and Osama are a gay couple. I think they have a plan to take over the world.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:11 pm**

Chris, step away from the bong.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:12 pm**

Curmudgeonx wrote:Chris, step away from the bong.

Yeah. This thread was stupid. I should stop masturbating. I just played Battlefront for eight hours yesterday and masturbated ten times today.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:42 pm**

Please explain your position more clearly. What exactly are the similarities that you see?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:43 pm**

Strife wrote:No "gfy," no vote.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:50 pm**

btownmeggy wrote:Please explain your position more clearly. What exactly are the similarities that you see?

Congress giving Bush more wartime powers to crush terrorists similar to the Senate giving Palpatine more wartime powers to crush the CIS.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:52 pm**

Chris7He wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Please explain your position more clearly. What exactly are the similarities that you see?

Congress giving Bush more wartime powers to crush terrorists similar to the Senate giving Palpatine more wartime powers to crush the CIS.

So...where do the lightsabers fit in?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:56 pm**

unriggable wrote:
Chris7He wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Please explain your position more clearly. What exactly are the similarities that you see?

Congress giving Bush more wartime powers to crush terrorists similar to the Senate giving Palpatine more wartime powers to crush the CIS.

So...where do the lightsabers fit in?

The condoms that Republicans use to gangrape little boys, boyscouts, and Congressional pages.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:04 pm**

lord voldemort wrote:my life goal would be to be a jedi...it is my one wish in life

I happen to be in the business, i can probably get you in ;-)

Being a professional Jedi is pretty cool, i once killed this loser who painted his whole body red!

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:13 pm**

Ahhhhh Star Wars......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3EYintUu-o

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:33 pm**

So Osama is Darth and George Bush is Luke? George is fighting the dark side of terrorism and killing the people who try to kill us?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:43 pm**

bedub1 wrote:So Osama is Darth and George Bush is Luke? George is fighting the dark side of terrorism and killing the people who try to kill us?

Are we basing this off of the first 3 or the last 3?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:45 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:
bedub1 wrote:So Osama is Darth and George Bush is Luke? George is fighting the dark side of terrorism and killing the people who try to kill us?
Are we basing this off of the first 3 or the last 3?

The middle 3.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:47 pm**

unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
bedub1 wrote:So Osama is Darth and George Bush is Luke? George is fighting the dark side of terrorism and killing the people who try to kill us?
Are we basing this off of the first 3 or the last 3?

The middle 3.

There's 6.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:53 pm**

Chris7He wrote:
Curmudgeonx wrote:Chris, step away from the bong.

Yeah. This thread was stupid. I should stop masturbating. I just played Battlefront for eight hours yesterday and masturbated ten times today.

Aren't you twelve?

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:35 pm**

dustn64 wrote:
Chris7He wrote:
Curmudgeonx wrote:Chris, step away from the bong.

Yeah. This thread was stupid. I should stop masturbating. I just played Battlefront for eight hours yesterday and masturbated ten times today.
Aren't you twelve?

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Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:27 pm**

no, dont think so

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:28 pm**

no

but star wars films were kool

especially the older ones

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:39 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbb5CYC6JTs

:wink: