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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:23 pm

Why during physicals do doctors tell you to turn your head and cough when they're checking your balls?
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Postby hecter on Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:25 pm

Checking for prostate cancer, aren't they?
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Postby a-person1192 on Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:29 pm

hecter wrote:Checking for prostate cancer, aren't they?

Well that's the general idea, that is unless you would like to have the docter's hand up your ass.
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Postby hecter on Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:32 pm

a-person1192 wrote:
hecter wrote:Checking for prostate cancer, aren't they?

Well that's the general idea, that is unless you would like to have the doctor's hand up your ass.

You're supposed to do both on a semi-regular basis. The second one is just less regular...
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:03 pm

wut?
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Postby hecter on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:06 pm

hecter wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:
hecter wrote:Checking for prostate cancer, aren't they?

Well that's the general idea, that is unless you would like to have the doctor's hand up your ass.

You're supposed to do both on a semi-regular basis. The second one is just less regular...

... Of course this is all when you get older and are actually at risk of getting prostate cancer. Got a lot to look forward to, eh jake?
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Postby FiveThreeEight on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:11 pm

You normally don't get the finger up the sphincter until your past the age of 30. I know. I'm 27 and starting to get excited.
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Postby apey on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:11 pm

:shock: :-s :-k [-( [-X i knew i shoulda went to medical school 8)
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Postby Strife on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:11 pm

hecter wrote:
hecter wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:
hecter wrote:Checking for prostate cancer, aren't they?

Well that's the general idea, that is unless you would like to have the doctor's hand up your ass.

You're supposed to do both on a semi-regular basis. The second one is just less regular...

... Of course this is all when you get older and are actually at risk of getting prostate cancer. Got a lot to look forward to, eh jake?
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Postby FiveThreeEight on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:15 pm

apey wrote::shock: :-s :-k [-( [-X i knew i shoulda went to medical school 8)


No. You made a good choice in not going. If you ever saw what crawls out of hecter's ass, you would probably scoop your eyes out with a spoon.
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Postby hecter on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:19 pm

FiveThreeEight wrote:
apey wrote::shock: :-s :-k [-( [-X i knew i shoulda went to medical school 8)


No. You made a good choice in not going. If you ever saw what crawls out of hecter's ass, you would probably scoop your eyes out with a spoon.

Pity I won't get the finger up my ass for another 14 years...
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Postby a-person1192 on Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:24 pm

hecter wrote:
FiveThreeEight wrote:
apey wrote::shock: :-s :-k [-( [-X i knew i shoulda went to medical school 8)


No. You made a good choice in not going. If you ever saw what crawls out of hecter's ass, you would probably scoop your eyes out with a spoon.

Pity I won't get the finger up my ass for another 14 years...

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