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The "I'd hit skoffin thread"

Postby Norse on Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:14 pm

I'd hit it...a nice peice of white ass for norses concubine-age action.

Thoughts please?
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Re: The "I'd hit skoffin thread"

Postby Senfive on Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:16 pm

Norse wrote:I'd hit it...a nice peice of white ass for norses concubine.

Thoughts please?


Without a Picture I have no way knowing if you have a good idea or not.
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Re: The "I'd hit skoffin thread"

Postby Norse on Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:17 pm

Senfive wrote:
Norse wrote:I'd hit it...a nice peice of white ass for norses concubine.

Thoughts please?


Without a Picture I have no way knowing if you have a good idea or not.


She looked alright in the picture I saw her.
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Re: The "I'd hit skoffin thread"

Postby Senfive on Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:18 pm

Norse wrote:
Senfive wrote:
Norse wrote:I'd hit it...a nice peice of white ass for norses concubine.

Thoughts please?


Without a Picture I have no way knowing if you have a good idea or not.


She looked alright in the picture I saw her.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless you post the dang pic.
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Postby Norse on Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:19 pm

You're right.

And this beholder of the eye is superior to you.
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Postby hecter on Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:20 pm

Kinda small, but here she is...
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Postby autoload on Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:19 am

I'd hit it.
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Postby Incandenza on Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:24 am

I'd hit it while she threw some shrimps on the barbie...
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Postby riggable on Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:42 am

i'd...respect her, uhh, because I think she's actually kinda cool.
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Postby Incandenza on Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:47 am

Oh, skoffin's cool as a motherfucker...

But that wouldn't stop me from trying to romance her over a twelver of Foster's... 8)
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Postby kwanton on Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:56 am

Haha. Where's the skoffin'd hit kwan thread?
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:06 am

i dont get it...what happened to would u hit me thread? I guess i am not popular and should probably cry somewhere in the corner :? :?
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Postby Skoffin on Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:20 am

Bloody hell, that picture still going around?
And for shame Norse. 'ass'? I have an arse all right, but I've never owned a donkey.

And Incandenza... with words like that, how could I possibly turn you down?
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Postby lord voldemort on Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:27 am

she knows how i feel :wink:

o have scene the real sko...id hit it...
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:20 am

Incandenza wrote:Oh, skoffin's cool as a motherfucker...

But that wouldn't stop me from trying to romance her over a twelver of Foster's... 8)
I hear that the really classy chicks over there prefer VB.

Good luck to you though. Beats climbing Ayers Rock any day.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:44 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Incandenza wrote:Oh, skoffin's cool as a motherfucker...

But that wouldn't stop me from trying to romance her over a twelver of Foster's... 8)
I hear that the really classy chicks over there prefer VB.

Good luck to you though. Beats climbing Ayers Rock any day.


i think Foster's is the last beer they would drink over there. it is like cat piss.
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Postby kwanton on Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:49 pm

lord voldemort wrote: o have scene the real sko...id hit it...


QFT

She could have her way with me 8)
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:52 pm

I feel left out. Misterman10 wants pics. :(
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Postby unriggable on Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:38 pm

I wouldn't just hit Skoffin, I'd beat the shit out of her.
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Postby The1exile on Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:56 pm

what's "skoffin thread"?
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:18 pm

The1exile wrote:what's "skoffin thread"?


when fir and firth made their random polls, one of them was based on skoffin
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Postby unriggable on Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:21 pm

The1exile wrote:what's "skoffin thread"?


If only my scanner worked, I'd show you the image that came to my head when you said that.
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Postby The1exile on Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:24 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
The1exile wrote:what's "skoffin thread"?


when fir and firth made their random polls, one of them was based on skoffin


If you consider "hitting" forum threads, you have some seriously fucked up priorities.

Then again, this was started by Norse.
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Postby Norse on Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:06 pm

The1exile wrote:
Then again, this was started by Norse.


Whatever do you mean?
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Postby The1exile on Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:07 pm

Previous cat related hitting escapades, eh?
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