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Talk crap about Ron Paul

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:15 pm
by Dancing Mustard
I love the guy. I would like to hear from you if you love him also.

I hear that if he is elected then he will cure cancer. Also he is PRO-CONSTITUTION, which is very good for America and bad for cancer.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:16 pm
by Skittles!
He graces us when he says he will get rid of illegal "b-word".

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:17 pm
by muy_thaiguy
You changed your avy.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:19 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Ron Paul made me do it.


He said that my last one would only attract 'voters', rather than 'Americans'... which is what he is attracting.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:33 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Dancing Mustard wrote:Ron Paul made me do it.


He said that my last one would only attract 'voters', rather than 'Americans'... which is what he is attracting.
I see. Did he also tell you that if he becomes President, the US and Britain are to go back to war?

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:45 pm
by Neutrino
Down with Ron Paul! Down with the US! Up with Cancer!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:49 pm
by Iliad
Neutrino wrote:Down with Ron Paul! Down with the US! Up with Cancer!

Yeah! We at the cancer party are deeply shocked by Ron Pauls policy on cancer.
Cancer is actually really good for society:
IT improves hospitals
It gives jobs
Do I need to continue?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:37 am
by DaGip
Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:53 am
by comic boy
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


In a democracy you may waste your vote on whoever you wish :D

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:56 am
by Skittles!
Iliad wrote:
Neutrino wrote:Down with Ron Paul! Down with the US! Up with Cancer!

Yeah! We at the cancer party are deeply shocked by Ron Pauls policy on cancer.
Cancer is actually really good for society:
IT improves hospitals
It gives jobs
Do I need to continue?

You forgot "It kills unforgiving"

That's just a bonus.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:16 am
by heavycola
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


Ron Paul's radiant smile will make the sun shine 30% more often than it does under the current government of evil anticonstitutionalist lackeys. Furthermore he will legislate to make sarcasm as illegal and unwelcome as mexicans. He will sign the bill with his tanned, muscular, aryan arms.

Ron Paul. He's very attractive.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:46 am
by Guiscard
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:48 am
by heavycola
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.


If you haven't got anything nice to say about Ron Paulâ„¢, Guiscard, I suggest you leave this thread and move to Mexico.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:51 am
by Guiscard
heavycola wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.


If you haven't got anything nice to say about Ron Paulâ„¢, Guiscard, I suggest you leave this thread and move to Mexico.


I'm going to as soon as that superhighway is built. Then I can drive all the way from my home in Canadia filling up my tank with gas and paying with my Ameros! You see, before that point there would be no way whatsoever I could make it all the way from Canada to Mexico by road... no way whatsoever...

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:04 am
by Dancing Mustard
Not a chance Guiscard you heretic!

Ron Paul is going to veto all attempts to pass the 'Open Borders Act', just like he will veto any attempt to pass a bill which would result in Government debt, so you'll be tied up for at least 30 minutes as you try to cross the Mexican border.

Also, you'll have a hard time paying in Ameros, Ron Paul hates them, so he is going to put all of them into a gigantic bowl, mix them with a bit of milk, eat them, then shit out a gigantic heap of dollars to pay back the KKK.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:43 am
by jay_a2j
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.



Let me entertain you now rather than later.


Ron Paul is already not given equal time or his due props. He has been winning straw polls all over the place but we never hear it reported on the news. :roll:

If Ron Paul is elected, he will be assassinated. If he became president and was not assassinated, THAT would surprise me. However, it would restore my faith in our government. But as George Stephanopoulos said, "It's not going to happen". And they will make sure it doesn't.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:47 am
by heavycola
jay_a2j wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.



Let me entertain you now rather than later.


Ron Paul is already not given equal time or his due props. He has been winning straw polls all over the place but we never hear it reported on the news. :roll:

If Ron Paul is elected, he will be assassinated. If he became president and was not assassinated, THAT would surprise me. However, it would restore my faith in our government. But as George Stephanopoulos said, "It's not going to happen". And they will make sure it doesn't.


they = electorate

but thanks for posting so resolutely on-tpoic jay

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:51 am
by comic boy
jay_a2j wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.



Let me entertain you now rather than later.


Ron Paul is already not given equal time or his due props. He has been winning straw polls all over the place but we never hear it reported on the news. :roll:

If Ron Paul is elected, he will be assassinated. If he became president and was not assassinated, THAT would surprise me. However, it would restore my faith in our government. But as George Stephanopoulos said, "It's not going to happen". And they will make sure it doesn't.


But wouldn't that assasination,and indeed all other conspiracies,be part of your Gods great plan...he moves in mysterious ways so I'm told :D

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:55 am
by jay_a2j
heavycola wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.



Let me entertain you now rather than later.


Ron Paul is already not given equal time or his due props. He has been winning straw polls all over the place but we never hear it reported on the news. :roll:

If Ron Paul is elected, he will be assassinated. If he became president and was not assassinated, THAT would surprise me. However, it would restore my faith in our government. But as George Stephanopoulos said, "It's not going to happen". And they will make sure it doesn't.


they = electorate

but thanks for posting so resolutely on-tpoic jay



no, they does not = electorate.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:00 am
by kwanton
He has two first names.

That makes him evil.

Evil.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:18 am
by heavycola
jay_a2j wrote:
heavycola wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.



Let me entertain you now rather than later.


Ron Paul is already not given equal time or his due props. He has been winning straw polls all over the place but we never hear it reported on the news. :roll:

If Ron Paul is elected, he will be assassinated. If he became president and was not assassinated, THAT would surprise me. However, it would restore my faith in our government. But as George Stephanopoulos said, "It's not going to happen". And they will make sure it doesn't.


they = electorate

but thanks for posting so resolutely on-tpoic jay



no, they does not = electorate.


LOL so when the votes are counted, and billary/barack get the most votes... they will be responsible?

Jay are you suggesting that ron paul's defeat will be because of the shadowy reptilian overlords you are so terrified of? Not because more people vote for someone else?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:23 am
by jay_a2j
heavycola wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
heavycola wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.



Let me entertain you now rather than later.


Ron Paul is already not given equal time or his due props. He has been winning straw polls all over the place but we never hear it reported on the news. :roll:

If Ron Paul is elected, he will be assassinated. If he became president and was not assassinated, THAT would surprise me. However, it would restore my faith in our government. But as George Stephanopoulos said, "It's not going to happen". And they will make sure it doesn't.


they = electorate

but thanks for posting so resolutely on-tpoic jay



no, they does not = electorate.


LOL so when the votes are counted, and billary/barack get the most votes... they will be responsible?

Jay are you suggesting that ron paul's defeat will be because of the shadowy reptilian overlords you are so terrified of? Not because more people vote for someone else?



What I'm saying is that even if Ron Paul won the election hands down, they will fix the election. An ex-CIA agent has already come forth and said, ""they" have chosen Hillary to be the next President". THEY is not the electorate or Hillary/Obama.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:25 am
by The1exile
They. Serious Business.

I even heard they recruited Joe Beevers.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:27 am
by Guiscard
jay_a2j wrote:What I'm saying is that even if Ron Paul won the election hands down, they will fix the election. An ex-CIA agent has already come forth and said, ""they" have chosen Hillary to be the next President". THEY is not the electorate or Hillary/Obama.


Then why waste posts telling us to vote for Ron Paul and moaning on about how pro-constitution he is and how American and this and that...

Sounds very much to me like a bit of back-covering come next years absolute flame fest when he gets something like 0.9% of the vote.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:30 am
by heavycola
jay_a2j wrote:
heavycola wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
heavycola wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
DaGip wrote:Whatever...I am still voting Ron Paul. So you guys can just stick your sarcasm where the Sun don't shine... :P


You and a few thousand other internet activists... and thats all.

I cannot wait to see Jay harp on about how the establishment conspiracy rigged the vote so Ron Paul didn't get a chance.

Face it, he's really not gonna get elected.



Let me entertain you now rather than later.


Ron Paul is already not given equal time or his due props. He has been winning straw polls all over the place but we never hear it reported on the news. :roll:

If Ron Paul is elected, he will be assassinated. If he became president and was not assassinated, THAT would surprise me. However, it would restore my faith in our government. But as George Stephanopoulos said, "It's not going to happen". And they will make sure it doesn't.


they = electorate

but thanks for posting so resolutely on-tpoic jay



no, they does not = electorate.


LOL so when the votes are counted, and billary/barack get the most votes... they will be responsible?

Jay are you suggesting that ron paul's defeat will be because of the shadowy reptilian overlords you are so terrified of? Not because more people vote for someone else?



What I'm saying is that even if Ron Paul won the election hands down, they will fix the election. An ex-CIA agent has already come forth and said, ""they" have chosen Hillary to be the next President". THEY is not the electorate or Hillary/Obama.


That actually sounds quite scary. Jay couldl you link to the CIA agent's testimony? If this is true we need to know about it. The greatest democracy in the world is in danger of being corrupted.
Link pls.