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BANG! I.K gets an adrenaline boost!
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:33 pmby Minister Masket
Punch! Kapow! And the crowd goes wild.
Orange ninja gets excited fighting a giant rabbit!
Divine intervention conspires with Disney to inspire younglings.
Daleks and Emperor Tachyon destroy Wonderland!
Light and Darkness are one!
Fizzle, Spark. Edge of the Universe.
Tick Tick Bang.
Re: BANG! I.K gets an adrenaline boost!
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:34 pmby ignotus
Minister Masket wrote:Punch! Kapow! And the crowd goes wild.
Orange ninja gets excited fighting a giant rabbit!
Divine intervention conspires with Disney to inspire younglings.
Daleks and Emperor Tachyon destroy Wonderland!
Light and Darkness are one!
Fizzle, Spark. Edge of the Universe.
Tick Tick Bang.
wtF???
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:40 pmby unriggable
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:44 pmby Simonov
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:46 pmby soundout9
CHICKEN!!!
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:58 pmby Frigidus
Chicken is delicious.
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:59 pmby Minister Masket
Frigidus wrote:Chicken is delicious.
And you can too!
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:00 pmby cena-rules
sorry my fault. MM didnt take his pills
*administers pills*
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:03 pmby Minister Masket
Back off Igor. I'm fine! I'm doing this for the greater good!
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:04 pmby cena-rules
you will take your pill.
Dont make me get the claw
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:05 pmby Minister Masket
Go go gadget Blef!
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:05 pmby -ShadySoul-
There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:09 pmby cena-rules
-ShadySoul- wrote:There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.
I accept your proposal of marriage
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:14 pmby -ShadySoul-
cena-rules wrote:-ShadySoul- wrote:There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.
I accept your proposal of marriage
when are we getting married?
how about today?
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:15 pmby Minister Masket
You do. I now pronounce you with a pinch of salt and butterfingers.
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:15 pmby cena-rules
-ShadySoul- wrote:cena-rules wrote:-ShadySoul- wrote:There is a certain day in your calendar which should be underlined in red bold strokes. That, is your anniversary. Never forget the day you got married. It is the most single important day of the whole year. If you happen to forget, there will be no escape from constant mockery and fights. You will always feel as if you are walking on an edge of a knife, with infinite small razors. There is no escape from the knife. Even if you decide to fall, you will land on more and more spike-shaped objects. "Never forgive, and never forget" that will be the morale of your life, if you happen to forget THE day. The future will be turned into a black hole, with no light at the end of that tunnel. You will start to think that the best way to get rid of constant blackness, would be to join it. Become one with the dark, the evil. But you will never have the guts to do it. Men, we are weak. Some say we have no emotions, i say we have plenty, we just hide them well. And many times we become nothing but slaves of the dark. We will always forgive, but never forget.
I accept your proposal of marriage
when are we getting married?
how about today?
OK I do
where shall we go on honeymoon
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:35 pmby Minister Masket
Uranus?
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:37 pmby cena-rules
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:02 pmby -ShadySoul-
im gonna have to say Siberia
we will melt snow with our love
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:41 amby DAZMCFC
is it free booze at the do afterwards.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:04 pmby Minister Masket
DAZMCFC wrote:is it free booze at the do afterwards.
Yup. Served by a variety of penguin waiters and Morgan Freeman.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:13 pmby Neoteny
This is a quality thread? I'll take the boring ones, thank you.
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:18 pmby Minister Masket
Neoteny wrote:This is a quality thread? I'll take the boring ones, thank you.
You're a cruel man and you're going to "My Little Pony" land when you die!
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:03 pmby -ShadySoul-
Minister Masket wrote:Neoteny wrote:This is a quality thread? I'll take the boring ones, thank you.
You're a cruel man and you're going to "My Little Pony" land when you die!
