Conquer Club

The forum has become littered with...well rubbish really. Time to pick it up!

What do you call a chav eskimo?
An Inuinnit!

Let it die.

unriggable wrote:Let it die.

good song

What's the difference between a heap of dead babies and a Ferrari?


I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

WHY DID FROSTY THE SNOWMAN PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ? HERE HEARD THE SNOWBLOWER WAS COMING LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO

Capt Killroy wrote:WHY DID FROSTY THE SNOWMAN PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ? HERE HEARD THE SNOWBLOWER WAS COMING LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO

Thats not funny.

diddle wrote:

Capt Killroy wrote:WHY DID FROSTY THE SNOWMAN PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ? HERE HEARD THE SNOWBLOWER WAS COMING LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO

Thats not funny.

It's a nodder. Just like, 'heh, yeah that's funny' but not enough to make you laugh.

Does frosty even wear pants?

whats funnier then 3 dead babies in a trash can?

1 dead baby in three treash cans

what's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of dead babies?


You can't gargle gravel

Man, what's with these disgusting dead baby jokes? I'll continue...

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

whats the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of dead babies?

you cant use a pitchfork on sand

At school, a boy learns Health and about reproduction, vaginas, and penises. The boy goes home and asks his dad, "What's a penis?"

His dad pulls down his pants and twirls around his penis saying, "Son. This is an example of the perfect penis."

The boy goes back to school and during a review he is asked, "What is a penis?"

The boy stands up on his desk and pulls down his pants in front of the whole class saying, "This is a penis."

He points to it and says, "It would be perfect if it were two inches shorter."

a 5-year old boy runs into his house, finds his mum, and asks "mummy, can little girls get pregnant?"

his mum says "no, of course not"

and the boy pokes his head out the window and shouts "it's ok, we can keep playing that game!"

Did you hear about the 2 peanuts walking down the street? One was a salted.

I peanut walked into a bar and got insalted!!!!

what's the difference between father of the child that was conceived normally and of the child that was "made in a test tube"?

The father of the second child is a wanker!

What's the worst part about Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch?

Captain Hook

How much did a pirate's costume cost?

A BUCCANEER!


What is Jackie Chan's favorite beverage?

WATAH! (emphasis like this: WA 'TAH)


What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

I DON'T RAPE THE SANDWICH BEFORE EATING IT!

A man walked into a bar, he said "ouch"
It was an iron bar.

RIP Tommy Cooper

How does Michael Jackson rob a bank?

He walks in without a belt.

Chris7He wrote:At school, a boy learns Health and about reproduction, vaginas, and penises. The boy goes home and asks his dad, "What's a penis?"

His dad pulls down his pants and twirls around his penis saying, "Son. This is an example of the perfect penis."

The boy goes back to school and during a review he is asked, "What is a penis?"

The boy stands up on his desk and pulls down his pants in front of the whole class saying, "This is a penis."

He points to it and says, "It would be perfect if it were two inches shorter."

mr. incrediball wrote:a 5-year old boy runs into his house, finds his mum, and asks "mummy, can little girls get pregnant?"

his mum says "no, of course not"

and the boy pokes his head out the window and shouts "it's ok, we can keep playing that game!"

You know how they named Canada? Pulled letters out of the hat....

C egh
N egh
D egh

Canada!

The seven dwarfs were feeling happy in a bathtub.

Happy got up and left.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:The seven dwarfs were feeling happy in a bathtub.

Happy got up and left.

what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?






the kid in my basement.