Pastafarianism
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:56 pmI converted recently to Pastafarianism. I am ordering a pirate costume and a copy of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Convert to Pastafarianism now!
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:56 pmPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:58 pmIf you joined it, I'm leaving.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:59 pmNo other students in my school (except for one really crazy girl) were ever Pastafarians.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:04 pmHave you been touched by his noodly appendage?
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:06 pmChris7He wrote:Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
when you were a baby you have been touched by a heavy hammer several times to the head, right?
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:06 pm
NO MORE RELIGIOUS PAMPHLETS!
*slams door in chris's face*
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:09 pmignotus wrote:Chris7He wrote:Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
when you were a baby you have been touched by a heavy hammer several times to the head, right?
NO... Convert and you will go to a heaven filled with stripper factories and beer volcanoes!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:10 pmGFY
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:14 pmChris7He wrote:ignotus wrote:Chris7He wrote:Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
when you were a baby you have been touched by a heavy hammer several times to the head, right?
NO... Convert and you will go to a heaven filled with stripper factories and beer volcanoes!!!
beer volcanoes hmmmmm... I'M IN!
Now, is my God's new name "Pasta" or "Past" or "Pastafar". I'm confused. Teach me how to worship Him the wright way!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:17 pmignotus wrote:Chris7He wrote:ignotus wrote:Chris7He wrote:Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
when you were a baby you have been touched by a heavy hammer several times to the head, right?
NO... Convert and you will go to a heaven filled with stripper factories and beer volcanoes!!!
beer volcanoes hmmmmm... I'M IN!
Now, is my God's new name "Pasta" or "Past" or "Pastafar". I'm confused. Teach me how to worship Him the wright way!
I have converted Hitler!
In Pastafarianism, we worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarian
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:36 pmPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:50 pmCONVERT!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:52 pmChris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:54 pmsoundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
Do not flame the FSM.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:55 pmsoundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
no offense meant, soundout, but you have no room to speak. yes, you reformed, but not until you posted an untold # of such things.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:13 pmThe Weird One wrote:soundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
no offense meant, soundout, but you have no room to speak. yes, you reformed, but not until you posted an untold # of such things.
Ya....
But i mean common.....this is just retarded 
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:20 pmsoundout9 wrote:The Weird One wrote:soundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
no offense meant, soundout, but you have no room to speak. yes, you reformed, but not until you posted an untold # of such things.
Ya....
Pastafarianism is a reasonable scientific theory that holds as much weight as Intelligent Design and Creationism.
http://www.venganza.org
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:21 pmso am I. . . 
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:21 pmChris7He wrote:soundout9 wrote:The Weird One wrote:soundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
no offense meant, soundout, but you have no room to speak. yes, you reformed, but not until you posted an untold # of such things.
Ya....
Pastafarianism is a reasonable scientific theory that holds as much weight as Intelligent Design and Creationism.
http://www.venganza.org
And you are a dumbass
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:23 pmsoundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:soundout9 wrote:The Weird One wrote:soundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
no offense meant, soundout, but you have no room to speak. yes, you reformed, but not until you posted an untold # of such things.
Ya....
Pastafarianism is a reasonable scientific theory that holds as much weight as Intelligent Design and Creationism.
http://www.venganza.org
And you are a dumbass
If I am a dumbass then all others who believe in creationism and intelligent design are dumbasses too.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:25 pmChris7He wrote:soundout9 wrote:The Weird One wrote:soundout9 wrote:Chris7He wrote:CONVERT!
You so gay i swear this is for 5 year olds....how about you GFY so that you wont be posting this stupid shit.
no offense meant, soundout, but you have no room to speak. yes, you reformed, but not until you posted an untold # of such things.
Ya....
Pastafarianism is a reasonable scientific theory that holds as much weight as Intelligent Design and Creationism.
http://www.venganza.org
We know what it is, and we (most of us that is) are aware of how utterly outrageous creationism is. We also (excluding you this time) stopped finding this funny 5 years ago. Seriously, I was a freshman in high school when I first heard this. What next, a "Guess what? Chicken Butt!"?
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:28 pmI never heard of this before, because I wasn't in America during that time period.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:29 pmThis is not a funny thread. You do not get the Kaplowitz Aproval.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:35 pmYep. It's five years behind time, so...
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:37 pmKaplowitz wrote:This is not a funny thread. You do not get the Kaplowitz Aproval.
I dont find it funny and i have never heard of it