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Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:44 pm**

I'm curious if anyone has any good jokes/pics/etc having to do with religion, religious people, atheists, etc. I'm for equal opportunity here and I have a sense of humor so do your damndest. I don't want to see any deliberate attempts at insulting anyone or flaming, and I'd rather keep the philosophy out of here; we have other threads for that. I'll start:

I found this pic at one of the lolsites that have been cropping up:

Zombies are on the far side of awesome so it got added to my pic folder. (It is a fairly large file and I apologize for it)

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:48 pm**

this thread is begging to be locked :roll:

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:52 pm**

Seriously? I'm currently looking for an anti-atheist pic... It would be my first locked thread, which I suppose is a milestone.

I never quite understood why people feel the need to comment on whether a thread deserves to be locked or not. Leave it to the mods. :roll:

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:59 pm**

What does an insomniac dyslexic agnostic do?

Sits up all night wondering if there'sa dog.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:07 pm**

heavycola wrote:

BEAutiful

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:08 pm**

"God, am I going to heaven?"

"Of course not Billy, heaven was a creation of humans to reward those who have done good to their fellow peers. It does not exist whatsoever."

"Then where am I going?"

"Hell."

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:14 pm**

What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:18 pm**

unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?

Knock-knock.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:18 pm**

Snorri1234 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?

Knock-knock.

who's there?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:26 pm**

mr. incrediball wrote:
heavycola wrote:

BEAutiful

Yeah, but he forgot to give him an abnormally large prostate...

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:40 pm**

ignotus wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?

Knock-knock.

who's there?

GOD!

Wait, it's supposed to be non-religious, right?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:48 pm**

unriggable wrote:What the hell is nonreligious humor? Knock-knock jokes?

Bah! You caught me in my carelessness with words! I intended for it to be humor about unreligious people (atheist/agnostic/free thinkers).

See heavycola's joke, which I thought was quite excellent by the way.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:00 pm**

I couldn't find any good pictures making fun of atheists... :[ but the lolsite did have this non-Christian one...

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:38 pm**

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:39 pm**

Not bad there jay. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:40 pm**

Lmao that was a good one jay! I like it.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:Not bad there jay.

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Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:56 am**

That dog (I actually misspelled that word at first) looks evil, but the ball spoils the overall effect a little.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:58 am**

heavycola wrote:

lol thats a good one

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